Peeps Pumpkins

When you look at these Peeps Pumpkins you can tell that almost no thought went into them. A pumpkin is not a Jack O' Lantern, and a Jack O' Lantern does not need to be made of pumpkin. 

Past that, these are marshmallow covered in sugar.  I guess they're okay, but I'd like something better to give me diabetes.
 

Snickers Jack O' Lanterns

Snickers Jack O' Lanterns are little more than a Snickers bar in a funny shape and yet still they are so very vary good. I can't tell you how many of these my fat self went through before finally taking this picture to write this review. 

I love Snickers and this is Snickers at their finest.

Utz Halloween Pretzel Treats

Utz Halloween Pretzel Treats are pretzels shaped like Jack O' Lanterns and bats. Why you would give these out to trick or treaters is a question I can't answer but they go okay with Hummus. 

Now, if you know fine dining like I do you would know to have a pretzel between treats to let the salt wash the sweet away. This will give your sugar more kick. It will also brighten the faces of your kids if they get these in their Halloween candy because no kid I have ever met says 'look, mommy, I got pretzels!' on Halloween. 

Get some real candy Jack O' Ass.