Peeps Pumpkins

When you look at these Peeps Pumpkins you can tell that almost no thought went into them. A pumpkin is not a Jack O' Lantern, and a Jack O' Lantern does not need to be made of pumpkin. 

Past that, these are marshmallow covered in sugar.  I guess they're okay, but I'd like something better to give me diabetes.
 

Dove Dark Chocolate Pumpkins

Dove Dark Chocolate Pumpkins are Dove Dark Chocolate in a green wrapper with a pumpkin on it. I mean, try harder will you, Dove, you're not giving me much to review.

Trader Joe's Chocolate Mousse Pumpkins

Trader Joe's Chocolate Mousse Pumpkins are 120 Calories per pumpkin. If they were less I would give them a better score but these are just so chocked full of sugar that they have to taste good. Sugar anything that much and it tastes good so give these a pass unless you can't gain weight.