Snickers Cookie Dough

 Come on Snickers. Your Cookie Dough bites are a joke. These do kind of taste like cookie dough but they taste nothing like Snickers. Snickers cookies would be a good idea. You would need both chocolate and caramel chips with peanuts. These little mini turds don't have those things. 

I know that we live in the new flavor hell of this modern age where "oh, try this" is the thing. Even in the face of that, slapping the name of a beloved product on something that stinks just isn't right. 

These stink. 

Nestle Toll House Valentine Chocolate Chip Cookie dough

 Nestle Toll House Valentine Chocolate Chip Cookie dough was all over the place last year. I think this is for moms and sad lonely people who don't know much about romance. The red and pink candy hearts make them a step down from normal chocolate chip cookies.

Valentines day is a day we buy things we shouldn't and get fat. Most holidays are, and I never thought much of it, but if you want to show a loved one you care about them I don't think this is the way. I gave my mother breakfast in bed, for example, but for most of us men we should just do the dishes.

Umpqua Cookie Dough Ice Cream

Ice cream is something that is hard to screw up.  Umpqua Cookie Dough Ice Cream is good as it is ice cream, but it doesn't have that spark that cookie dough has. I don't know what that spark is, it could be the vanilla, but it's not present in the dry lumps that inhabit this ice cream. It's still ice cream, and you will still love it, but it doesn't have that spark.

DC Krypton Cookie Dough Superman Ice Cream

 Superman may not wear his undies outside of his pants any more, but you can now get some Krypton Cookie Dough Ice Cream to drowned your sorrows in. This is a world that needs a superman who doesn't have a rubber jaw and isn't so blue. 

How is the ice cream, it's okay. I mean, the blue things aren't that great and the cookie dough is small and could have more flavor. It's not bad ice cream, but it's not great. 

PowerBar Clean Whey Protein Bar Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

PowerBar Clean Whey Protein Bar Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is a nightmarish taffy like substance that is hard to chew and is an insult to cookie dough flavors everywhere. 

Now, I have to admit that I use these as rations for when I'm at work and can't go get food so they are just perfect for that. I mean, you can only eat these if you're really hungry. That mean's I won't go eating them because they taste good and they don't look like heat can mess with them too much. 

I have a work bag that gets left in the car so food that squashes or melts in no good for me. Still, I only got them because they were on sale.