Valentine Sour Patch Kids Sour Hearts

 Valentine Sour Patch Kids Sour Hearts are sour as hell. There are few things more hard core than giving your girl black hearts for the big V day. It's the perfect way to say you want to do it dirty and rusty.

I can't tell you what rusty means on this blog. I mean, kids could see this. 

Anyway, as candy these are fine, very sour, and kind of sweet. Yeah, you don't get as much as you think you would, but the candy is good.  

Sour Patch Kids Lollipops with Sour Candy Dipping Powder

Coming from the idea of dipping your chewing gum in the sour stuff they put on these Sour Patch Kids Lollipops with Sour Candy Dipping Powder are abnormal treats that stand out. Love is bittersweet. 

I honestly think these are something you should try at least once in your life, but I wasn't all that impressed. I only got them because they were on sale, came in a big bag, and would make the trip from Los Angeles to Mexico to give some comfort to the orphans I support. 

Don't think I'm all that great of a guy. I'm sure the orphanage would get along just fine without me. The orphans just wouldn't get as much to eat.
 

Sour Patch Kids White Chocolate Flavored Bunny

 I feel like there was some kind of leftover at the candy factory that was thrown into this Sour Patch Kids White Chocolate Flavored Bunny. You can't really taste the Sour Patch Kids but the flavoring they used to make fake white chocolate is very convincing.  

I would stay away from this not because it tastes bad, but rather because it's not good for you, and doesn't taste good enough to justify the Calories.  

Lab grown nightmare candy. 

Sour Patch Kids Marshmallows

 They do more and more with marshmallows these days and it only gets worse. Sour Patch Kids Marshmallows are the lowest in that bag as they lose most of their sour in the bag and just taste like crap by the time they hit your mouth. 

I keep trying things like this because they stand out but I know they will stink. When a fat man like me looks at candy and turns his nose up you know it's bad. 

Sour Patch Kids

Sour Patch Kids are a sour flavored wine gum or gum drop loved by fat kids and internet movie reviewers everywhere. I will have to say that these stand out as a unique fruit flavored candy that is great to have in concert with other candy for it's pallet cleansing properties. 

They are still bad for you, but they got style.