IHop Hash Browns

Why can't I remember that Hash Brown is to words? Anyway, IHop Hash Browns are a cut square of potato so out of the pack that I long for the freshness of fast food versions. 

Look people, you're hash browns aren't supposed to stack up to what I would get at a burger place, because they are supposed to be made of potato and be fresher. This high school lunch line crap isn't worth my money. 

IHop Red Velvet Pancakes

I know Red Velvet is just chocolate with food coloring, but I went and got IHop Red Velvet Pancakes because I know you want to know how they are.

Well, these aren't great. They need more chocolate, and they need more sweet to make them good. These pancakes are not so red, not so velvet, and not worth your money. 

iHop Bacon

iHop Bacon is the kind of stuff you can crumble into bits. I don't know what to say about bacon, but I went and tried this and I'm getting a review out of it. I had most people at bacon anyway. 

Ihop Pancakes

iHop is famous for Pancakes which is on the funny side given that they use that cheap crap syrup. Still, these are fluffy and moist pancakes that will do everything you want a pancake to do save be good for you. They kill me so good.

Ihop Smokehouse Combo

Ihop's 'Smokehouse Combo' is a sad disappointment of a breakfast. I can't say it was bad but I can't say it tasted like much and that sausage was under cooked. 

Fail, Ihop, fail.   

Ihop Crispy Chicken Strips & Fries

Ihop's Crispy Chicken Strips & Fries are one of those things a person could order as a meal. After that I have to say that this isn't something you need to go to a restaurant for, because those chicken strips are right out of the oven. 

Get this if you're to lazy to cook for yourself. 

Ihop Salad

ihope is not known for it's salad and I can see why. To be honest, this is a competent attempt at something green and fresh. I would say get it because it's good for you. 

IHOP Strawberry

Now this is some stuff, not good stuff, just stuff, I think fake blood tastes better. Anyway, this was on the bitter side and had no resemblance to strawberry 

IHOP Country Fried Steak & Eggs

This was a lot of food. So much food that I had to give a good deal of it away. This wasn't a thing that pained me as the 'meat' was ground fried slime.

IHOP Blueberry

Blueberry what? Again I know that there is just some blueberry stuff on the table, but I'd like to know if it is real blueberry.

IHOP Appetizer Sampler

Well, the breading didn't stick to the onion rings, but the other stuff was okay. I can't say this was very good but for something that will clog your gut it was sub par.

IHOP Butter Pecan

This was the best butter pecan stuff at the table. It wasn't great but it was good enough for sugar goop.

IHOP Old Fashioned

Well, old fashioned what? The menu I'm looking at doesn't say.

If you've never had real maple syrup this may fool you, but it tastes more like just sugar to me.