Subway Spicy Italian Salad

 Subway's Spicy Italian Salad looks rather sad when they don't give you the croutons. It looks even worse when you learn that this is a six inch sub's worth of meat, and you could have spent a little more and gotten a foot long sandwich. 

This is why we are all getting fat. We pay more to get less and when we get it it's not that great.

Ted's Burgers Salad

I ordered a Salad at Ted's Burgers in Anaheim, because I thought that the shrimp plate came with fries or salad but it came with both. All in all, this is green stuff on a plate. It's the better green being more than just iceberg lettuce. 

At the end of the day this is still green stuff, and if you intend to eat it you will.  Me, I'm not likely to get this again but then I keep buying salad and letting it go bad. 

Pioneer Cafe Scoop of Cottage Cheese & Fruit

At the Pioneer Cafe in Glendale this is the 'Scoop of Cottage Cheese & Fruit'. This is salad for the people who don't like salad. This is a great healthy snack that will put some nutrients in your system. It's great for those of you waking up with a hangover. Trust me, people are showing up to this place with a hangover. I mean, not me because I'm working but some people. 

Pioneer Cafe Avocado Salad

The Avocado Salad at the Pioneer Cafe is, well, an Avocado Salad. I mean, look at that thing! It's green. 

Pioneer Cafe Salad

Salad at the Pioneer Cafe in Glendale is lettuce and tomatoes with dressing. . . Well, I mean, that is kind of what salad is I guess. 

Sbarro Salad

Salad is not lettuce and croutons. This Sbarro Salad is as not salad as it can be without not looking like salad. I mean, come on, throw something in there like carrots or tomatoes.  

Olive Garden Salad

As you can see, Olive Garden Salad is served in a bowl way to big for itself to give it more confidence. As salads go this one is good enough, but I sat at a table with two people who rarely eat salad and we ate at least two bowls full.

I'll grant you that munching on this is a good thing but keep in mind that this salad is all iceberg and no dark greens. It really isn't that great for you. I would give it more points if it came with kale or spinach. 

Firehouse Subs Salad

Firehouse Subs Salad is one of those things you go out and get because you know that Subway is less calories. Well, this is one of those salads that you better really like because the bell peppers are diced to small to pick out and that cheese is, um, more like stuff. 

I have to say that this salad is not for me. I mean, I knew I had to try it but this salad is particularly bad in terms of saladness. If you like bell peppers try this, but if you don't then give it a pass. 

Subway Sandwiches Salad

I've been told you can turn any Subway Sandwich into a Salad. Why one would do that is hard for me to get over, but it works okay.  Being a fat mass of blubber I am not a fan of salad, but I felt this salad was worth eating. Subway has enough vegetables to make this work and you get croutons. 

Millie's Restaurant & Bakery Salad

Calling this a salad should be a crime. This is something to put your dressing on. I don't like dressing much but Millie's included this with a meal so I didn't worry much about what was in this thing. If you get Millie's Restaurant & Bakery Salad you shouldn't go congratulating yourself for eating something healthy. It's just unhealthy things with lettuce as garnish. 

Paisley Farms Organic Marinated Mushrooms

Paisley Farms 'Marinated Mushrooms' are a preserved mushroom for your salad. I'd cut these up if I were you because they're large for preserved mushrooms but very flavorful. I have to say these are about as good as the ones I get at Trader Joe's only larger. These are a buy.

Ihop Salad

ihope is not known for it's salad and I can see why. To be honest, this is a competent attempt at something green and fresh. I would say get it because it's good for you. 

Kirkland Signature Unsalted Mixed Nuts

These are nuts. You like them or you don't. All jokes aside, unsalted is the way to go. I put these on my salads and they make the green stuff worth eating.

Panera Bread Thai Chicken Salad

Almost bursting with flavor, it tastes of cilantro, this salad is powerful in every bite. I will admit that I didn't find it all that filling, but it was great.

El Pollo Loco Mexican Cobb Salad

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the average American didn't have something this good for them for lunch.

That said, this is not all that great for you so stop thinking the just because it has lettuce its good for you. 

This salad is okay, I mean, it is filling even if lacking the nutrients one wants in a salad.

I'd say that I should show you what a real salad looks like, but I don't think anyone is really reading this.

Willson! Never again Willson!