Big drinkers will not like this because there is very little alcohol. It's a find drink but not great and it will not get you drunk. Then with the summers becoming hotter and hotter this is a good way to cool down.
Tuesday, May 31, 2022
Seagram's Escapes Jamaican Me Happy
Monday, May 30, 2022
St. Pierre Brioche Hot Dog Rolls
St. Pierre Brioche Hot Dog Rolls look so much better than they are. Then again, have you ever really gotten a good hot dog roll? No, because we call them buns, dude, buns!
Anyway, as I said they look really good but are about average in flavor. They don't hold together all that well, but what hot dog bun does? In the world of hot dog buns I don't hate these, but I don't like them all that much either.
Sunday, May 29, 2022
Steaz Soda Energy Blood Orange Clementine
Saturday, May 28, 2022
The Conqueror Virtual Challenge Berlin Wall
In any case, this comes with a magnetic part that comes out and looks cool but has no other real function.
I buy these mostly to plant trees and save the world, so I'm on the fence with how I feel about this sort of thing. I mean, it would look good on the wall, but once you get it on the wall how will the magnetic part be noticed?
Friday, May 27, 2022
Gardein The Ultimate Beefless Slider
As far as hippy food goes, Gardein The Ultimate Beefless Sliders are some of the better things on offer. I would have figured they were a low quality meat had I not known what they were.
I have to admit it is odd to buy a frozen burger, take it apart, and then cook the parts, but that's how these work. You can stove cook them but the buns and patties are to be heated separately.
All told, it is what you add to these that will make them shine at dinner, but they do bring something nice to the table.
Thursday, May 26, 2022
Melba's Fixins Peaches & Cream Soda
Melba's Fixins Peaches & Cream Soda could use a lot more peach to go with that cream. I mean, I never understood cream soda to start with but peach soda sounds like a thing we should make more of. Only thing is I don't taste a lot of peach here and that kind of makes this just a cream soda. More peach!
Wednesday, May 25, 2022
Hungry-Man Boneless Fried Chicken
Hungry-Man Boneless Fried Chicken isn't very fried. I would say it is chicken. Stuff looks so good on the cover, and yet it disappoints in the mouth. Even the corn feels like a downgrade from canned corn that you normally get at the store.
Then again, once you eat one you still want another. It's hard to figure out why this level of disappointment is so fulfilling. I wouldn't buy these again, but I ate all three of the ones I got in a day.
Tuesday, May 24, 2022
Dewey’s Bakery Lemon Bar Soft Baked Cookies
Dewey’s Bakery Lemon Bar Soft Baked Cookies have a strong flavor of lemon and chunks of zest. I have to say they're best with coffee. They are definitely a distinctive flavor with a whole lot of taste in a small space.
If you're a lemon fan then these are for you, but they are very lemon.
Monday, May 23, 2022
Monster Energy Hydro Super Sport Macho Mango
Looking like runner's piss, Monster Energy Hydro Super Sport Macho Mango tastes better than it looks with a very mango flavor. It's not as hydrating as good old clean water, but if you want to keep going this stuff will give you something of a kick.
I still say you should drink water, or rather I should drink water, but I work at night and need a boost.
Sunday, May 22, 2022
Hansen's Cherry Vanilla
With a crisp flavor Hansen's Cherry Vanilla is something to try. It brings me back to my childhood when my mother would take me to the skating rink, and I would get a cherry snow.
This is a great soda that won't stain your teeth. I have to admit this isn't a flavor I would normally drink, but this is great soda. It has a pleasant taste that will linger in your mouth.
So good.
Saturday, May 21, 2022
Funables Baby Shark Fruit Snacks
Funables Baby Shark Fruit Snacks are a case of pandering to a trend. I guess fruit snacks need to look like something but these don't really look like sharks.
Ah, well, fruit snacks lie to you and say they are fruity when they're just candy. So, yeah, these taste like fruit snacks, and look how my kitty feels about them.
Friday, May 20, 2022
Seagram's Escapes Classic Lime Margarita
Seagram's Escapes Classic Lime Margarita is nothing like drinking a Margarita. The big draw of a Margarita is how chilled it is and this is fine over ice but just not that good. It also has very little alcohol for the name sake and, it will cool you down, but it will also let you down.
Thursday, May 19, 2022
Buona Vita Angus Beef Meatballs
Buona Vita Angus Beef Meatballs are, well, meatballs. I can't say that they are kick ass meat balls, because meat balls have always been good. It's hard to screw them up. I would buy more of these but I'm a big fat dude who shouldn't buy more of these. I did buy more of these to be honest.
Wednesday, May 18, 2022
Pop Tarts Frosted Strawberry Milkshake
Anyway, their Frosted Strawberry Milkshake flavor is another disappointment in making people fat. I would have never said these were strawberry flavored and the milkshake part, well, what would that even taste like?
These things look like they should be doughnut flavored on the box, and then you open the box, and they look like a cheap knockoff of a Pop Tart.
I don't know how a Pop Tart can fail this hard, but it failed this hard. Once you get past that they're okay.
Tuesday, May 17, 2022
Earth Friendly Products Bathroom Tissue
Earth Friendly Products Bathroom Tissue or ECOS Bathroom Tissue, the internet is not sure, is a bamboo sugarcane poop paper that is better for the environment than your normal roll.
Honestly, I thought that normal TP was made of sawdust which would otherwise be thrown away so I don't know if it's that much better for the world. However, we are making fake wood out of bamboo, so I guess we can replace wood with bamboo and this is a step in that direction.
In any case, this is a slightly harsher paper than I'm used to, but it works just the same.
In the modern day, the best option for you is to wash your butt. More and more of the world is moving in that direction. In the mean time, this bamboo paper will work just fine.
Monday, May 16, 2022
Shake Shack Chocolate Churro Shake
I don't know how real this was but the salty bits of coco pebbles they put in there got stuck in the straw and did not make my drinking experience better. After that, it didn't taste like much and a churro should taste like sugar and cinnamon.
I have to admit, I'd like to go back to Shake Shack, but the shakes are something to keep clear of.
Sunday, May 15, 2022
Shake Shack Fries
Shake Shack Fries are of the crunchy sort and you get a good amount of them. They are on the basic side of things and not all that interesting. Then again, what can one say about fries? Mostly, they should be covered in chili and cheese.
Saturday, May 14, 2022
Shake Shack Shakeburger
At Shake Shack this is what they call a Shakeburger.It's a cheeseburger with tomatoes, lettuce, and shake sauce. I think shake sauce is just thousand island without the relish. Anyway, this burger is fried to perfection and made with a grilled bun to clog what is left of my blood system.
Oh, they kill me so good. I dream of the time I can have another one of these.
Friday, May 13, 2022
Ecua Green Spicy Che Fle Plantain Chips
Thursday, May 12, 2022
Johnsonville Stadium Brats
Johnsonville Stadium Brats are the German version of kielbasa or at very least the polish sausage you get at Costco. They are more flavorful than a hotdog and less flavorful than a normal sausage.
This is what you buy when a hotdog is too boring and you like a little spice but only a very little spice. I guess you could just add pepper to a hot dog or maybe hot sauces and get more of an impact but these are okay.
Wednesday, May 11, 2022
Monster Dragon Iced Peach Tea
It could be a bit more peach if you're a big peach fan, but then it would have to be less tea. I have to say I like this flavor just as it is and will buy more.
Tuesday, May 10, 2022
Tolteca Snacks Wheels Chicharrones Wheat Snack Chips
Tolteca Snacks Wheels Chicharrones Wheat Snack Chips are hard to find in California. They are a vehicle for what you put on them tasting fine but other wise being flavorless.
These are not good or bad, they just are.
Monday, May 9, 2022
Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water
Lemon Perfect Cold-Pressed Lemon Water is way more lemon than normal lemon water which is made by putting a slice of lemon in water. I have to say this stuff is fine. I like it, but it feels like you're taking a simple thing and complicating it to a high level. Then again, I'm sure this is better for you than the normal lemon water.
All said, I know I'll be putting more lemon in water but I don't think I'll be getting much of this stuff.
Sunday, May 8, 2022
Green Giant Veggie Rings Cauliflower Bacon Three Cheese
This tastes like breading so it's unoffensive and if you're hungry you'll eat it. I wouldn't get these again, because they aren't that great, but if they fool you into thinking your eating something good for you then by all means.
Saturday, May 7, 2022
Blonde Roast Starbucks Iced Coffee
Friday, May 6, 2022
Charms Fluffy Stuff Watermelon Cotton Candy
Every now and then I run into something that makes me sad I'm fat ... I'm always sad I'm fat but this Charms Fluffy Stuff Watermelon Cotton Candy makes me more sad I'm fat, because I can't have more of it. Being fat stinks. This stuff is great.
I really like watermelon. I will freeze it and make it into smoothies in the summer. This is like eating a cloud of watermelon. So good.
Thursday, May 5, 2022
Panda Signature Ramen Noodle Soup Lime Shrimp Flavor
Panda Signature Ramen Noodle Soup Lime Shrimp Flavor hasn't much in the way of lime or shrimp. It tastes like ramen, for sure, but the lime and shrimp parts are missing. Just to be sure I didn't get a bad one I tried this three times. The lime and shrimp flavor is missing.
Wednesday, May 4, 2022
Star Wars Fruit Flavored Snacks Mandalorian
Star Wars Fruit Flavored Snacks Mandalorian are the food of the future. When we kill mother nature and all our food needs to come from a laboratory then these will be the closest thing to fruit you'll get. Little more than glorified candy, these are bad for you no matter how good they taste.
If you want fruit then eat fruit. These are candy, and you should eat them like candy. May the 4th be with you.
Tuesday, May 3, 2022
Truly Grass Fed Natural Creamy Irish Unsalted Butter
Truly Grass Fed Natural Creamy Irish Unsalted Butter is butter you should feel better about, because the cow was treated better. It still tastes like unsalted butter, but your inner hippy will tell you good job before he scolds you for not going vegan.
Monday, May 2, 2022
Lantana Dark Chocolate Hummus
Get your head out of the gutter.
I find this easier to spread than most peanut butters and not as sticky so add your top jam and get to sandwich making because this is a chocolate lovers dream.
Sunday, May 1, 2022
Idahoan Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Idahoan Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes do have some garlic too them. I have to say that these are an easy add to a simple meal. There isn't much to say other than these will keep the vampires of nature away. Garlic will repel mosquitoes.
All in all, not a bad buy.