Jack in the Box Pink Pineapple Express Shake

 

I always have to point out that when they sake ‘shake’ without adding ‘milk’ the shake can be made of anything. I don’t think you should drink the milk ones anyway.

This Pink Pineapple Express Shake from Jack in the Box tastes of cherry and Hawaiian pineapple, but as pineapple goes there needs to be more of it in this shake. If it had more pineapple I would say you should get this but it just doesn’t have enough flavor to be worth the hit to your health. 

 

Shake Shack Chocolate Churro Shake

Sporting 950 Calories and tasting of dog kibble the Shake Shack Chocolate Churro Shake is one of the biggest disappointments I've had this year. Being a massive blob I clearly love churros and shakes, well, only the real kind will do. None of that alien blood crap you get from the golden arches. 

I don't know how real this was but the salty bits of coco pebbles they put in there got stuck in the straw and did not make my drinking experience better. After that, it didn't taste like much and a churro should taste like sugar and cinnamon. 

I have to admit, I'd like to go back to Shake Shack, but the shakes are something to keep clear of. 
 

Shake Shack Shakeburger

 At Shake Shack this is what they call a Shakeburger.It's a cheeseburger with tomatoes, lettuce, and shake sauce. I think shake sauce is just thousand island without the relish. Anyway, this burger is fried to perfection and made with a grilled bun to clog what is left of my blood system. 

Oh, they kill me so good. I dream of the time I can have another one of these.

RC Burgers (South Gate) Fresa Shake

Fresa just means strawberry. This Fresa Shake at RC Burgers South Gate tastes like almost nothing. It's not as good as a soda.

Art's Burgers Vanilla Shake

A trip to Art's Burgers in El Monte California is not complete without their Boysenberry Shake, but I reviewed that already so this time I tried the Vanilla. 

I'd say this is great. I've had few better. I don't know what else to say.

Art's Burgers Real Ice cream Shake Boysenberry

I stopped off at Art's Burgers one morning and got breakfast for my brother and I, and, in doing so, picked up two of these Boysenberry shakes so that both of us could try them.

This could very well be the best shake I've had in my life. The complex flavor was that of something made with real ingredients and it had almost woody after tones that made me saver each sip.  

My brother said he was very impressed.

If you're a shake man you need to stop by Art's Burgers and try these things because they are just out of this world.

Jack in the Box Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Shake

Jack in the Box Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Shake is made with real ice cream. I would like to know if that ice cream has milk in it but I'm not willing to look too deep into that cookie laden mess.

It's a great shake to be honest but I had trouble getting it out of the cup. Thick and cold, I had to use the straw for a spoon. All in all, good product if you're not a fat mess like me.

Burger King Irish Mint Oreo Shake

Burger King 'Irish Mint Oreo Shake' is not very minty. In truth it wasn't even very cold because we all know there is no shake in that stew of chemicals. 

I'll admit that this tasted great but knowing what it wasn't bothered me. 

Omega Burger Pineapple Shake

Omega Burger's 'Pineapple Shake' is a classic thick vanilla shake with pineapple juice mixed in. When I say thick I mean that you can't get it up the straw for a good five minutes until it melts some. 

The flavor of pineapple wasn't very strong but it was there. I think this was enough of a novelty to be worth trying. It stands out because it's just so different. 

Farmer Boy's Cookie and Cream Shake

With nearly a thousand calories I felt like I had been abused medically. It wasn't worth it!