Jack in the Box Monster Cookie Sweet Cream Iced Coffee

Jack in the Box Monster Cookie Sweet Cream Iced Coffee is about as cookie as any other coffee I've had. This is not to say that it's bad but just that it is coffee. I love coffee but if you put cookie in the name I want some cookie to go with it. 

 

Fail! 
 

Dove Promises Midnight Fudge Cookie

If your special someone is not into fine chocolate they my just have a love for Dove Promises Midnight Fudge Cookies which are a step up from your every day candy bar but not as fine as box chocolate. 

These are rich enough to be like by the milk chocolate lovers of the world but lack the bitter strength of most dark chocolate. The fact that both real and artificial flavors were used is disappointing. 

In short, the kids will love this but don't give them to your wife thinking you'll impress her.
 

Hyde and Eek Frankenstein Cookie

I found this Hyde and Eek Frankenstein Cookie after the holiday last year so it was sitting around being old. I guess you can't say it was bad because it wasn't stale at all even being more than a year old. 

It was never that good to start with so I still wouldn't get more of them, but they have a long shelf-life.
 

Hyde and Eek Jack-o-Lantern Cookie

 The Hyde and Eek Jack-o-Lantern Cookie are the kind of thing that you would call biscuits even in America because of their dull flavor. Festive as they may be I cry for the starving people of the world knowing that we eat these in the United States. I wish I could send these to starving people and so not have to eat them myself. 

This is so fail that without the coffee they would be inedible. 

Sin Fit Protein Cookie

I've eaten all kinds of nasty in my life but this stuff is a real nasty that I can't take. This Sin Fit Protein Cookie tasted like it was right from a test tube rather than an oven, and made me gag. I didn't even eat a whole cookie before tossing these in the trash.

Hsin Tung Yang Black Sesame Cookie

The Hsin Tung Yang Black Sesame Cookie is what you would get if you put black sesame candy on a foam ball. The black Sesame part I like and the foam I don't care for. My brother couldn't eat these at all. 

I have to say if you're looking for something you haven't tried these will knock it out of the park, but they are not for everyone. 

Subway Cranberry Cheesecake Cookie

With too little cheesecake and cranberry Subway's Cranberry Cheesecake Cookie is one of those things you eat and think "should I really eat this?" or at least I do because going to subway is like saying "I'm going to eat better" then I stuff my face with this crap.

It's a cookie but you shouldn't eat it unless you are small enough not to feel bad.

Subway Dark Chocolate Cherry Cookie

Subway Dark Chocolate Cherry Cookie is one of those cookies that things great things of itself. I mean, look at that smug expression. Look, at two hundred or more calories these cookies aren't really worth it and where as this one is good it's bad for you. Eat in moderation.

Subway Sandwiches Sugar Cookie

Ah, the sugar cookie, and me with no coffee. Subway has a nice and soft sugar cookie that you don't need coffee to eat. Defeats the purpose if you ask me and why would anyone fight a purpose in the first place?

Jack in the Box Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Shake

Jack in the Box Oreo Cookie Ice Cream Shake is made with real ice cream. I would like to know if that ice cream has milk in it but I'm not willing to look too deep into that cookie laden mess.

It's a great shake to be honest but I had trouble getting it out of the cup. Thick and cold, I had to use the straw for a spoon. All in all, good product if you're not a fat mess like me.

Panera Bread Tulip Cookie

Made to be festive for Easter the Panera Bread Tulip Cookie is a standard disappointment having nothing new added. If it were not for the fact that I try every holiday special I come across I would not have tried this one. If you like the other holiday cookies this one will be your jam, but they have so much more to offer than this.

Panera Bread Valentine Cookie

Panera Bread has a cookie for every holiday. The same shortbread cookie with frosting for the most part, but I keep buying them so I can't say it isn't working. These don't travel so well so keep them out of a hot car but they are just like mitten cookies only heart shaped. 

Panara Bread Toffee Nut Cookie

450 Calories that I loved even if I know it too much. This cookie was soft and chewy and contributed to my three hundred and thirty eight-pound bulk. 

Black Angus Birthday Cookie Thing

Free and only infinitely better than the other cookies they pass off as food at Black Angus. Well, is this thing on the menu? I don’t know, but it should be.