Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Saturday, May 4, 2024

Kellogg's Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi Frosted Flakes Cereal Light & Dark


 Kellogg's Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi Frosted Flakes Cereal Light & Dark is a mix of normal and chocolate frosted flakes. The impact is rather meh for me, but this form of early onset child diabetes is okay. 

I will never understand these short term runs of cereal. I mean, if you buy frosted flakes will this really get you to buy more of them? 

I don't think this is any better than the normal version, but I guess it got me to buy a box so it works... Then again I got this at the discount market and it was on sale so maybe no one really wanted these. 

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Star Wars Fruit Flavored Snacks Mandalorian


 Star Wars Fruit Flavored Snacks Mandalorian are the food of the future. When we kill mother nature and all our food needs to come from a laboratory then these will be the closest thing to fruit you'll get. Little more than glorified candy, these are bad for you no matter how good they taste. 

If you want fruit then eat fruit. These are candy, and you should eat them like candy. May the 4th be with you.

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Star Wars Ice Cream Sandwiches Vanilla


 May the 4th be with you with Star Wars Ice Cream Sandwiches Vanilla one of the most lazy attempts to make Star Wars merchandise I've ever seen. It's a vanilla ice cream sandwich that looks kind of like a spaceship form Star Wars. It also looks like a couple of other things, but the point is that it has Star Wars on the label so you'll buy it.

How does it taste? Like ice cream, what did you expect, you can't go wrong with ice cream!

Monday, May 4, 2020

Star Wars Space Punch

May the 4th be with you with this Star Wars Space Punch. It's just the thing to keep your vitamins up on those long space missions. Like most Cliché space foods this tastes like crap and you can probably still find it at the local discount store. Now I need to go feed this crap to my plants. Blaa!