Showing posts with label Virtual Challenge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Virtual Challenge. Show all posts

Saturday, April 1, 2023

The Conqueror Virtual Challenge Easter Island


 If you ever wanted to walk the shores of Rapa Nui but the idea of destroying the environment is too big of a no for you there it the The Conqueror Virtual Challenge Easter Island. You can walk the same distance, get a nice souvenir, and then have five trees planted in the name of your effort. 

This is much better than going to Easter Island, because we people screwed it up and the carbon footprint to hauling your tail across the world isn't helping things. 

This Easter, why not do something for the world and get one of these. If we all got one the world would be a better place. 

Thursday, February 2, 2023

The Conqueror Amalfi Coast Virtual Challenge


 The Conqueror Amalfi Coast Virtual Challenge is an award you pay for, work for, and then get. It comes with a good amount of postcards telling you about the area it is based on and all about the lemons and lemon alcohol that is made there. 

The postcards you get by email are Vietri Sul Mare, Cetara, Minori, Amalfi, Conca dei Marini, Positano, and Sorrento. Each will come individualized and dated. They are in truth a good way to see more of the world. 

The 'bling' itself folds open to reveal a map and pamphlet. Part of this is paper and that's a down side for me. However, buying this meant that I planted five trees to make the world better. I'm proud that I have this, and it looks good on the shelf.



Thursday, September 29, 2022

The Conqueror Virtual Challenge Conquer 2022


If you are going to get any Conqueror Virtual Challenges getting Conquer 2022 is the one because it will no longer be available at the end of the year. It is still you telling yourself I'm going to walk this far, paying someone to keep after that, planting five trees, and then sending you something to tell you it got done. 

Some challenges skip the middle man and just send you the thing that says you got it done. Conqueror doesn't do that. 

Now this is a nice prize with a cool fold out feature and earth and stars artwork. 

To be honest, I buy these to plant trees. I guess I could do that without them, but this is how I plant trees. If you want to plant trees consider this, and if not you're a bad person, and I don't like you. 

Saturday, May 28, 2022

The Conqueror Virtual Challenge Berlin Wall

The Conqueror Virtual Challenge Berlin Wall is an award for walking the distance of the wall that you pay for. I elect to plant five trees with every one of these I get, but The Conqueror gives you the option to stop plastic from going into the ocean. Me, I just like trees.

In any case, this comes with a magnetic part that comes out and looks cool but has no other real function. 

I buy these mostly to plant trees and save the world, so I'm on the fence with how I feel about this sort of thing. I mean, it would look good on the wall, but once you get it on the wall how will the magnetic part be noticed?
 

Sunday, March 6, 2022

The Conqueror Angkor Wat Virtual Challenge


 You too can go to majestic Angkor Wat and get bitten by bugs or eaten by tigers. Then again, you could just get The Conqueror Angkor Wat Virtual Challenge and plant some trees as you walk in the safety of places you know are safe. 

Look, tourists destroy things but virtual challenge takers plant trees and save thing so unless you have a really good reason to see this monument then stay home and get this thing, plant five trees like I did, and save the world just a little each day.

Monday, December 27, 2021

The Conqueror Grand Canyon Virtual Challenge


 In the world of 'The Conqueror' the 'Grand Canyon Virtual Challenge' is one of the more simple ideas that come across. It is a solid glazed medallion with no moving parts. It also means that I planted five trees and walked something like two hundred miles. That means having one makes me a good person.

Thursday, April 29, 2021

The Conqueror Events The English Channel Virtual Challenge


 For the low low price of $29.95 you too can walk twenty one miles, plant five trees, and get this nice medal. The Conqueror is willing to let you pay them to motivate you to get less fat and be more Eco friendly.  

All joking aside, virtual fitness challenges are a thing, and you get the same quality awards that you would from most marathons. Conqueror is one of the more expensive services, because you also pay to plant trees meaning that in addition to a healthier you there is a healthier world. 

I'm not sure how much it would be to plant trees, but I do know that walking is free. I ordered this to plant trees more than to get fit, and I stand by the fact that I want to keep breathing clean air. Only you can decide for yourself if planting trees in important.

As for this thing, you can get all kinds of them for less but they make you look like a hoarder. Conqueror awards make you look like a better human being.