Hershey's Gold Peanuts & Pretzels Hearts

Hershey's Gold Peanuts & Pretzels Hearts are one of those things made to get stores to by them but they have almost no relevance to the holiday. 

I mean, gold for Valentine's? These do have the virtue of being totally killer treats that I would by anyway. In truth I need to give them away so I stop eating them because I'm fat. 

Birds Eye Steamfresh Gold and White Corn, Carrots, Asparagus

Birds Eye Steamfresh Gold and White Corn, Carrots, Asparagus really does cook in pack. I mean, you just dump that thing in your microwave and let it cook then open the bag and put it on a plate. 

It still tastes like vegetables and frozen asparagus will never be as good as fresh, but it still gets your pee stinking. These packs being vegetables they don't taste like much so you may want to add some pepper, but other than that: eat this stuff, it's good for you.

Yuban Gold Original Medium

Yuban Gold Original Medium is a passable coffee that oxidizes quickly and becomes hard to drink after two or three hours. It's not great coffee, but it has a nice smell. Like I said, passable. 

Basin Gold Potato

In the world of potatoes these things are king or at very least the largest potatoes I have ever come across. They store well and, um, they taste like potatoes which is what you’d expect.

The only complaint I can make, other than cooking time, is that if you buy these you better really like potatoes. I mean, that is a lot of spud. I boil potatoes myself, shut up I’m Irish, and these take about an hour. Then I pick them up with tongs and make them explode into the frying pan where I have conveniently placed sausage and mushrooms.