Jelly Belly Green Apple Jelly Beans

 It could be because they were too old but my Jelly Belly Green Apple Jelly Beans didn't taste like apple. I mean, no apple flavor at all. I was like, where is the apple? 

I should have gotten to these sooner. 

Sweetarts Candy Canes Green Apple

 Sweetarts Candy Canes Green Apple are one step more sour than your good old Granny Smith. If you're a green apple fan these are just off the hook. I'm not really, but I'm not you. I just looked like I ate two or three of you. 

Anyway, these are totally killer canes. 

Warheads Colossal Sours Candy Green Apple

The idea of the Warheads Colossal Sour Candy Green Apple is lost on Me. The sour flavor makes me want to wash it down, and where as I don’t find it unpleasant washing it down makes it over too fast. The fast burst of flavor is a spark in the night to be seen at distance and never understood.

I can’t figure why I would eat candy that has so short a time in my mouth but maybe I’m eating them wrong. I don’t know.

They taste fine, but the whole experience is over too quickly.

 

Kool-Aid Sour Gum Green Apple

They make sour gum? I guess that had to be a thing, right? I’m sure they make some really strange gum in this world, and sour likely pales by comparison.

Kool-Aid Sour Gum Green Apple is sour but not so apple and the flavor, as with all Kool-Aid gum, fades fast. After the flavor is gone you have an odd wad of rubber in your mouth that tastes like artificial chemicals or like it’s been on the bottom of your shoe.

I gave the last batch of Kool-Aid gum to my coworkers and they said it wasn’t bad, I guess it’s just me but this was nasty. 

Wiley Wallaby Green Apple Licorice

Most people don't remember that licorice is a flavor. It has also come to mean this kind of candy and the normal flavor is cherry (Red Vine). These Wiley Wallaby Green Apple Licorice sticks are almost as good as eating an apple but without all the health benefits. 

They looked so good I had to try them and they did not disappoint. If apple is a flavor you like then these will make you hum.  Then again, just that name, Wiley Wallaby, has always made me smile.
 

Switzer's Chewy Green Apple Twists

 Switzer's Chewy Green Apple Twists art as tart as I would like them to be. They taste like green apple, sure, but that flavor could be stronger. 

I can say that I like these but I can't say that I would get them again if the licorice or watermelon flavors were available. On the up side you will likely eat these before they go bad which is more than I can say for real green apples.

Yoplait Gushers Green Apple Yogurt

 If the idea of little blobs bursting in your mouth as you eat yogurt appeals to you then Yoplait Gushers Green Apple Yogurt is your jam. Oddly, it is not very apple flavored. Maybe it's apple iphone flavored, I've never eaten one of those, but it tastes nothing like any green apple I have ever tried. 

I'm reasonably sure these are hard to find now, because most folks just found them too odd to eat. It's kind of like there are a lot of little grapes in there that you keep eating. Only the grapes are old and have no fiber. 

I'm going to go try grapes in yogurt now because that sounds much better than this stuff. This stuff is meh. Unimpressive.

Angry Orchard Green Apple

Angry Orchard Green Apple hard cider is not a sweet as other angry orchard ciders making it more like a beer. I don't get why you would do this because if I wanted beer I'd drink it.

Wait! I do want a beer! Hold on. Ahhh, that's better. Now where was I?

Oh, yes, Green Apple is a great way to beat the heat if you don't have a sweet tooth like I do. I'm glad that there is this much variety but I wouldn't make this a standard buy. 

Green Apple Jolly Rancher Soda

Soda is liquid candy so it make sense that Jolly Rancher would make this stuff. The thing being that it's not that great, goes poorly with absinthe, and it falls short of other apple sodas.  

Then there was the fact that I got this at a big lots so, well, draw your own conclusion. 

Jones Green Apple Soda

If you ever wanted the flavor of a fresh apple but didn’t want all those healthy things like fiber and vitamins Jones Green Apple Soda is totally for you.

The flavor is crisp and fresh but far less tart than that of a green apple. I’d say it’s a finer road to diabetes then coke, but then I savored the novelty of drinking something new.

If you’re going to drink soda and this is around I’d say go for it, but remember it’s still bad for you.