Yoplait Original Pumpkin Pie Yogurt

 Yoplait Original Pumpkin Pie Yogurt has less than one percent pumpkin and even less pie. It doesn't taste bad, but rather tastes kind of mild in flavor with a bit of yogurtness that lets you know what you're eating. 

If you blindfolded me and had me eat this you would have a bizarre kink and should see a head doctor. I, on the other hand, would have never guessed the flavor as it hasn't much of one. 

Stuff is okay if a bit disappointing.

Yoplait Gushers Green Apple Yogurt

 If the idea of little blobs bursting in your mouth as you eat yogurt appeals to you then Yoplait Gushers Green Apple Yogurt is your jam. Oddly, it is not very apple flavored. Maybe it's apple iphone flavored, I've never eaten one of those, but it tastes nothing like any green apple I have ever tried. 

I'm reasonably sure these are hard to find now, because most folks just found them too odd to eat. It's kind of like there are a lot of little grapes in there that you keep eating. Only the grapes are old and have no fiber. 

I'm going to go try grapes in yogurt now because that sounds much better than this stuff. This stuff is meh. Unimpressive.

Kirkland Signature Organic Greek Yogurt

If boredom were a food I'm sure it would be plain yogurt. Kirkland Signature Organic Greek Yogurt is as plain as yogurt gets so what it tastes like is dependent on what you put in. There is a slightly bitter flavor, but it is almost unnoticeable if you add the right fruit. 

I don't know if you can see that I also added spinach to this to give me more nutrients and fiber. That only works if you cut the spinach small and mix it in well. 

After eating this I feel more mature for some reason.