Jelly Belly Chocolate Sparkling Water

I don't know what humanity did to deserve this Jelly Belly Chocolate Sparkling Water but I got three cans of it and it was hard to get them down. Who thought this was a good idea. Chocolate doesn't taste good on its own. That's why we add so much sugar.

This was just nasty, smelled good, but man was it bad. 

Jelly Belly Sparkling Water Birthday Cake

Jelly Belly Sparkling Water Birthday Cake is a lot better than it sounds. I don't know what birthday cake should taste like because I never knew it had it's own flavor but this tastes fine. 

I would get more if I found it at a good price. 
 

Jelly Belly Sunkist Lime Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly Sunkist Lime Jelly Beans taste like lime. I mean, do I like lime candy? I guess I like it better with lemon. Other than the fact that this reminds me of cleaning solution this is okay. I wouldn't eat more of them but they are okay.
 

Jelly Belly Sunkist Pink Grapefruit Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Sunkist Pink Grapefruit Jelly Beans taste like grapefruit all right. I mean, the flavor stays with you for a bit and if you like grapefruit then this is your jam.

I find these to be solid but not great.

Jelly Belly French Vanilla Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly French Vanilla Jelly Beans don't look like the ice cream they are supposed to taste like. They do like like top notch ice cream that has vanilla bean in it but french vanilla has more eggs than normal vanilla giving it a distinctive color.

I still think the name is a cheap shot, and the flavor is better left in ice cream. 
 

Jelly Belly Red Apple Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly Red Apple Jelly Beans don't really taste like apple but then I'm not even sure "red" is a breed of apple. I don't know what I was expecting with these but I guess it should have been more apple flavored. 

Jelly Belly has a lot of apple flavors and I don't like any of them. 
 

Jelly Belly Peach Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Peach Jelly Beans are peachy. I mean, I thought "apricot" but I guess those are close enough to peaches. I don't really like peaches anyway so this is no big loss for me.

Jelly Belly Strawberry Cheesecake Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Strawberry Cheesecake Jelly Beans need more cheesecake. There is enough strawberry but it could be less candy and more fruit but all and all these are just a disappointment. 

Jelly Belly Top Banana Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly Top Banana Jelly Beans are less banana then the other banana flavor I tried. I don't get the point of them. I think they're a little redundant. Not bad but just there.
 

Jelly Belly Island Punch Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Island Punch Jelly Beans are surprisingly sweet at first try but that doesn't last long. I still don't know what island punch should taste like but given the color it's plumb.

Jelly Belly Licorice Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly Licorice Jelly Beans taste like licorice. All licorice is black by the way. The red stuff is normally cherry flavored. 

How much you like these will depend on how you feel about licorice which I have always liked.
 

Jelly Belly Juicy Pear Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Juicy Pear Jelly Beans taste like I remember Pear Jelly Beans tasting like. I don't think they taste much like pear but then it's more a texture thing. 

They have a flavor you really should try. I never really knew how I feel about them, but they are there own thing.

Jelly Belly Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans are the best jelly beans I ever had. I remember first trying them in the 90's in a jar from Costco and loving them then. I still love them now. They taste just like buttered popcorn and sugar.
 

Jelly Belly Sizzling Cinnamon Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Sizzling Cinnamon Jelly Beans are like cinnamon jelly beans. I don't know why you would want them stronger but they're not. I'm not big on cinnamon candy but these are not the strongest I've had. I don't know how to feel about that really.

Jelly Belly Dr. Pepper Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Dr. Pepper Jelly Beans are nothing like Dr. Pepper and they won't put a spring in your step. I mean, these things are just sad. Jelly Belly was sleeping on the job when they made these.

Jelly Belly Mixed Berry Smoothie Jelly Beans

Before I got air conditioning I had smoothies very often in the summer because they were cold and it was hot. These Jelly Belly Mixed Berry Smoothie Jelly Beans are nothing like those. This should have more of a tart flavor and be more berry. This was mostly yogurt flavored and it was none fat yogurt but I would have made this with more berry.

Jelly Belly Green Apple Jelly Beans

 It could be because they were too old but my Jelly Belly Green Apple Jelly Beans didn't taste like apple. I mean, no apple flavor at all. I was like, where is the apple? 

I should have gotten to these sooner. 

Jelly Belly Sunkist Orange Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly Sunkist Orange Jelly Beans need more orange. I mean, they just don't taste very orange but they do leave you with an orange aftertaste.

Jelly Belly A & W Root Beer Jelly Beans

 Jelly Belly A & W Root Beer Jelly Beans taste like soda candy. Root Beer soda candy but I've had more faithful re-creations of the flavor. They aren't bad but not as good as the real thing.

Jelly Belly Bubble Gum Jelly Beans

 For those of you who like bubble gum but wish it didn't last as long and made you fatter there are Jelly Belly Bubble Gum Jelly Beans. I mean, this stuff is spot on. It was just like pink bubble gum. 

I don't understand why you wouldn't just chew bubble gum, but you do you man.