Lean Cuisine French Bread Pepperoni Frozen Pizza

 Lean Cuisine French Bread Pepperoni Pizza tastes like the kind of thing a single man would make for himself on a lonely night after he just got home from the store and realized he has nothing easy to make. 

That salad is going to go bad, Ralf, you need to eat it right now.

It hasn't enough cheese and is, well, okay. I grand this is supposed to help you get thin so you need to eat it with a massive amount of green stuff. Salad, Ralf, salad! 

I would still have likes something like olives or mushrooms to cover that no cheese issue but maybe those don't freeze well. 

I've had worse, but this isn't what I would call good.

Lean Cuisine Comfort Cravings Chicken Fried Rice

 Lean Cuisine Comfort Cravings Chicken Fried Rice is more like rice stew with some kind of sauce or water added to give it weight. 

Stuff is edible but not much more than that. I find the whole thing too wet and not having enough vegetables.

This falls under that category of diet food that will not fill you up and probably isn't all that good for you. If you were going to have this with more vegetables it would be better, but eat it on its own and you'll be wanting a snack in short order. 

I have to call this a fail.

Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs

 Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs are not disgusting. Lean Cuisine isn't food I would say is good so that's not a bad review. I mean, as Lean Cuisine goes you can do much worse. 

The meatballs are hardly balls, but they tasted alright. 

If you really like Swedish Meatballs then your going to be disappointed here, but disappointment is part of life and what I have come to expect from these frozen meals.

Jelly Belly Holiday Favorites Egg Nog

 

Pop a few Jelly Belly Holiday Favorites Egg Nog in your mouth, and the flavor of nutmeg will bring you back to the memories of Christmas and the good creamy egg nog from time past. 

I have to say as jelly beans go these are the good ones. Right on the money, Jelly Belly, now stop making me fat.