Lean Cuisine Shrimp Scampi

 Lean Cuisine Shrimp Scampi is the kind of diet food that leaves you wanting. I know it is supposed to be high in protein but it really doesn't look very balanced as a meal. There is not enough shrimp and what you get is smaller than what you see on the box. 

Now that rotting monster ejaculate they put on this stuff is not on the box art and I guess that's for a good reason because it really doesn't do much for the meal. They did have the good manners to place it on the side and let you mix as much or little as you want into your noodles. 

At the end this wasn't bad, but it just wasn't good.

Lean Cuisine French Bread Pepperoni Frozen Pizza

 Lean Cuisine French Bread Pepperoni Pizza tastes like the kind of thing a single man would make for himself on a lonely night after he just got home from the store and realized he has nothing easy to make. 

That salad is going to go bad, Ralf, you need to eat it right now.

It hasn't enough cheese and is, well, okay. I grand this is supposed to help you get thin so you need to eat it with a massive amount of green stuff. Salad, Ralf, salad! 

I would still have likes something like olives or mushrooms to cover that no cheese issue but maybe those don't freeze well. 

I've had worse, but this isn't what I would call good.

Lean Cuisine Comfort Cravings Chicken Fried Rice

 Lean Cuisine Comfort Cravings Chicken Fried Rice is more like rice stew with some kind of sauce or water added to give it weight. 

Stuff is edible but not much more than that. I find the whole thing too wet and not having enough vegetables.

This falls under that category of diet food that will not fill you up and probably isn't all that good for you. If you were going to have this with more vegetables it would be better, but eat it on its own and you'll be wanting a snack in short order. 

I have to call this a fail.

Lean Cuisine Comfort Cravings Chicken Enchilada Suiza

Dear Lean Cuisine, your Comfort Cravings Chicken Enchilada Suiza is a war crime and you should stop selling it, apologize to the public, and never make anything like it again. 

Someone found an old tortilla and dumped it into old rice. There were a few shreds of chicken in there, but you couldn't taste them. 

I think the idea of these is to make food so bad you won't eat it, and so you will drop those pounds. If I had to eat this every day, I'd be skin and bones.

Lean Cuisine Comfort Cravings Cheese Ravioli

You get six ravioli in this Lean Cuisine Comfort Cravings Cheese Ravioli and they are not cheesy at all. I mean, they were fine, not good, but I did finish them so I guess they were fine. 

I wouldn't get them again and they were about as good as canned ravioli which would be harder to heat but can be eaten out of the can which is what I would rather do. 

Fail!

Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs

 Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs are not disgusting. Lean Cuisine isn't food I would say is good so that's not a bad review. I mean, as Lean Cuisine goes you can do much worse. 

The meatballs are hardly balls, but they tasted alright. 

If you really like Swedish Meatballs then your going to be disappointed here, but disappointment is part of life and what I have come to expect from these frozen meals.