Friday, June 20, 2025

Sonic Turtle Truffle Nut Blast


 According to my calendar it's the first day of summer and a perfect time for a Sonic Turtle Truffle Nut Blast. Yeah, these are fine but not great. I don't know what it is but these are just not great. Maybe it's that you really forget that there are nuts in there, or that the truffles just aren't very good. 

Anyway, good old water is the best thing for you in the heat were I live and I'll be drinking more of that.  


 

Thursday, June 19, 2025

Bud Light Seltzer Cocktail Hour Tropical Punch

Bud Light Seltzer Cocktail Hour Tropical Punch tastes like you didn't wash the glass after drinking Tropical Punch.  It  would have been a glass with ice in it but you still only get a hint of flavor.

I wouldn't call this bad so much as I would just say that it isn't much. I find it tolerable but not enjoyable.
 

Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Jelly Belly Island Punch Jelly Beans


 Jelly Belly Island Punch Jelly Beans are surprisingly sweet at first try but that doesn't last long. I still don't know what island punch should taste like but given the color it's plumb.

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Bubly Sparkling Water Pineapple

In the heat of the summer reaching for some Bubly Sparkling Water Pineapple just may cool you off. It cools me off, and I almost never eat pineapple. 

What, you expected me to eat something good for me? Have you seen me? I'm the blob. 

Anyway, with this water you get just a bit of that burn in the back of your throat but not much. Frankly, I like it. I would get it again.
 

Monday, June 16, 2025

Crav'n Flavor Ripple Cheddar & Sour Cream Chips

Crav'n Flavor Ripple Cheddar & Sour Cream Chips should not be eaten after burning your mouth on pizza. After that I taste no sour cream and the cheese is a little overpowering. 

I would say that these are best paired with a milder dip so that the flavor of the cheese does not clash with whatever your dipping them in. I would, however, say these are not all that great on their own. 
 

Sunday, June 15, 2025

SeaPak Budweiser Beer Battered Cod Strips

SeaPak Budweiser Beer Battered Cod Strips taste a little fishy. I mean, they were okay but I would have figured there would have been more of them in the box and they come with tarter sauce. 

I've never understood tarter sauce. 

There was no taste of beer or Budweiser for that matter and I would say these weren't bad and I would get them again at the right price but I wouldn't go looking for them. 
 

Saturday, June 14, 2025

D-PLUS Green Tea Baked Wheat Cake


 D-PLUS Green Tea Baked Wheat Cake are super soft and mild in flavor but surprisingly good. They don't go well with coffee because the coffee overwhelms their flavor. 

The outer skin of these is not as tasty as the inner bread which makes the best way of eating these to rip them in half, and point the fresh bread at your tongue.  

You should try these because they are rather good.

Friday, June 13, 2025

Serendipity Ice Cream Unicorn Bliss Sundae

Serendipity Ice Cream Unicorn Bliss Sundae is ice cream for those of you who never grew up maybe because you got molested. It isn't great but it's still ice cream and it has flashy colors so children will like it. 

Look, most of the best ice creams look like crap, but we would still eat them out of a toilet shaped bowl. 

This on the other hand has these big white things that kind of remind me of bone that are hard to eat and crunch in your mouth. I think they're made of powdered sugar. 

This is not great ice cream so you will only love it a little bit. I found it disappointing and it only took me six months to eat it all.
 

Thursday, June 12, 2025

Jelly Belly Licorice Jelly Beans

Jelly Belly Licorice Jelly Beans taste like licorice. All licorice is black by the way. The red stuff is normally cherry flavored. 

How much you like these will depend on how you feel about licorice which I have always liked.
 

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Nissin Fire Wok Hot & Spicy Torched Teriyaki Chicken

Nissin Fire Wok Hot & Spicy Torched Teriyaki Chicken was on sale at my local discount store and I have come to really love my noodles. I'm not a fan of spicy stuff, but this wasn't very spicy.

I found these noodles to be more sweet than spicy and they sopped up most of the water I boiled them in so there wasn't much in the way of broth. They are meant to be low on broth for those of you who don't like to slurp it up.  

I will say that the flavor pack did have a stronger flavor because it wasn't diluted, but I was really expecting a lot more flavor. 

All in all, I would buy again. 
 

Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Sanzo Mango Sparkling Water

As you can see Sanzo Mango Sparkling Water has stuff in it. It is a cloudy stuff with bits floating in it and I don't care for it. I like my water to be water. This is stuff!
 

Monday, June 9, 2025

Truly Strawberry Hibiscus Margarita Style Hard Seltzer


 You can really smell the strawberry in this Truly Strawberry Hibiscus Margarita Style Hard Seltzer but you can't taste it as much. It didn't make me sick like most Truly but it was okay. 

I could have used a stronger flavor but on a hot day this would have been good enough. 

Sunday, June 8, 2025

Valbreso 100% Pure Sheep Milk Cheese


 Valbreso 100% Pure Sheep Milk Cheese packed a lot of flavor into every bite of this wet crumbly cheese, and it smelled so good my cats insisted on trying some. They liked it fine but didn't eat it all. 

I normally don't like fine cheese but only try it for all of you but this is good cheese. I would say this goes well with white wine, but I don't drink white wine. 

Saturday, June 7, 2025

Banquet Zesty Marinara Sauce Over Meatballs

Banquet Zesty Marinara Sauce Over Meatballs is honestly more Italian inspired than one would thing. Meatballs were originally served as their own dish in sauce. 

The almost Marinara sauce in this would make my grandmother smack me across the face were I to call it food. Then again, she would have called herself a Sicilian and not an Italian. I don't know why that is, because I never knew grandma well. 

Anyway, the sauce taste like almost nothing and the meatballs are full of things that are not meat, but if you don't like cooking this is an easy way to get food ton the table. 

I can complain about these all I want but that doesn't change the fact that I got three of them and ate them all. 
 

Friday, June 6, 2025

Jelly Belly Juicy Pear Jelly Beans


 Jelly Belly Juicy Pear Jelly Beans taste like I remember Pear Jelly Beans tasting like. I don't think they taste much like pear but then it's more a texture thing. 

They have a flavor you really should try. I never really knew how I feel about them, but they are there own thing.

Thursday, June 5, 2025

Rip It Energy Fuel Can'D Man

Rip It Energy Fuel Can'D Man is cotton candy flavored. It isn't as good as cotton candy, and I wouldn't drink it just because I'm thirsty, but I found it drinkable. 

If all things were equal I would not choose this over the normal Rip It they have at the dollar tree and I would never have it over a Venom or monster but it passes the passable limit. 

I would buy more if it was all they had. 
 

Wednesday, June 4, 2025

Jack in the Box Pink Pineapple Express Shake

 
I always have to point out that when they sake ‘shake’ without adding ‘milk’ the shake can be made of anything. I don’t think you should drink the milk ones anyway.

This Pink Pineapple Express Shake from Jack in the Box tastes of cherry and Hawaiian pineapple, but as pineapple goes there needs to be more of it in this shake. If it had more pineapple I would say you should get this but it just doesn’t have enough flavor to be worth the hit to your health. 

 


AriZona SunRise Grapefruit Hard Seltzer


 AriZona SunRise Grapefruit Hard Seltzer is the best of the lot from this variety pack. It mostly tastes like someone dropped there cut grapefruit into a glass of seltzer, and it gave the stuff a mild flavor. 

The alcohol is so light you can hardly feel it and it will keep your buzz up but not get you there unless you can drink a good amount of it in a short time. 

This stuff is for light weights who drink on an empty stomach. It isn't very good, and I guess that's why I found it at so low a price.

Tuesday, June 3, 2025

Jack in the Box Nashville Hot Mozzarella Sticks

 Jack in the Box Nashville Hot Mozzarella Sticks are covered in sweet and spicy goo which makes them something you don’t want to eat with your hands. I thought you were supposed to dip mozzarella strips in goo and not have them pre-gooed for you but old Jack feels that goo is the way to go.

These are okay. I wouldn’t go getting them if you don’t like mozzarella sticks to start with, but they're okay.

Jack in the Box Honey Garlic Sriracha Crispy Boneless Wings

What is the difference between a chicken nugget and a boneless wing? I think a nugget is normally made of chicken paste where as a boneless wing is made of breast meat. Now, Jack in the Box boneless wings are glorified popcorn chicken. If it were good popcorn chicken it wouldn’t care what you called it.

Now the Honey Garlic Sriracha verity is just okay. They are boneless wings with some goo unevenly slopped on them. I don’t mind them but I’m not going to miss them when they’re gone.

5-Hour Energy Extra Strength Orange Sicle

5-Hour Energy Extra Strength Orange Sicle is what passes for a zero sugar energy drink. As a flavor I think it stinks. I mean, tastes like bad diet orange soda. It works if your thirsty, but past that I would never get this flavor again.

Then again, do you drink energy drinks for the taste or the power. It looks to work fine so it has  power.
 

Monday, June 2, 2025

Jack in the Box Banana French Toast Sticks

 
I think I got the last of these Banana French Toast Sticks at Jack in the Box, but if they did well they’ll be back. As things go they did taste like banana. I’m not sure why you would want banana flavored French Toast. I felt this was a welcome change to the norm but then I never did dig these before the new flavor.


 

Kellogg's Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal

I do believe it's pride month, and what could be more gay than Snap, Crackle, and Pop the three mascots for Kellogg's Rice Krispies? I mean, look at these three little dudes so happy with each other. 

Then Kellogg's says 'hold my apple juice like drink' and they make Rice Krispies out of Froot Loops making Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal.

Look, I always knew Snap, Crackle, and Pop were gay, but Rice Krispies aren't gay even as they look like little dicks when you think about it. Rice Krispies is cereal with gay mascots, but Rainbow Krispies are somehow insulting.

They taste like Froot Loops and are poison for children. They may look gay but they will not make you happy.   

At the end of the day, gay people are just people, some of them may be eccentric, but there are plenty of not gay eccentrics out there.  

Kellogg's Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal may have nice colors, but it's tacky and bad for you. It's something you shouldn't want in your body just like a tacky drag queen that smells bad.

Sunday, June 1, 2025

Carl's Jr. Tropical Refresher

The Carl's Jr. Tropical Refresher is souped up lemonade and it’s not all that refreshing. I was just disappointed. These things are a lot of sugar water with too little flavor and at too high a price.

I would never have been interest in this were it not for my blog. Then again, I always look for funny stuff to try.