Sparkling Ice Spiked Grapefruit Splash Hard Seltzer

 Sparkling Ice Spiked Grapefruit Splash Hard Seltzer is so mildly alcoholic that you hardly know you're drinking something with alcohol in it. 

After that it's a solid grapefruit beverage. I'm not the biggest fan of grapefruit drinks but this one is very much like the real deal. 

I would say this is good enough to drink.

Sparkling Ice Spiked Lemonade Refresher Hard Seltzer

Sparkling Ice Spiked Lemonade Refresher Hard Seltzer has a strong lemon flavor. It's kind of like lemon water with more lemon. I don't know if I call it refreshing, but I would say it would go over well on a hot day. 

This is only 4% alcohol so don't think it's going to get you very drunk. That is unless you drink a lot of the stuff which can be a good or bad thing dependent on your drinking habits. 

I would say this stuff is okay, I wouldn't get more but I wouldn't turn it down if it were free.
 

Sparkling Ice Spiked Hard Seltzer Cherry Lime Chiller

Sparkling Ice Spiked Hard Seltzer Cherry Lime Chiller honestly tastes like something you would drink to cool off. At 4% alcohol it's not something one would want to get drunk with. 

I was surprised at how much I liked the flavor of this drink. I would say it's fine to keep the buzz going or cool off on a hot day. Thumbs up. 
 

Truly Mango Chili Margarita Style Hard Seltzer

Truly Mango Chili Margarita Style Hard Seltzer almost tastes like mango chili. It falls short but tastes okay. I would say that if you added the real fruit with chili it would probably taste a lot better rather than becoming too thin. 

It wasn't great but it was fine. 
 

AriZona SunRise Lemon Hard Seltzer

AriZona SunRise Lemon Hard Seltzer is not as good as lemon water. I would rather have had lemon water. I don't know if lemon water and a shot would have been better but this was passable. It just wasn't something I liked.
 

Truly Watermelon Cucumber Margarita Style Hard Seltzer

Truly Watermelon Cucumber Margarita Style Hard Seltzer doesn't taste like cucumber or watermelon but it does taste okay. I wouldn't say it was worth drinking but I have AC and if I didn't I would so drink this to keep cool. 

I found this to be passable. Not great but worth drinking if you're thirsty. 
 

Truly Strawberry Hibiscus Margarita Style Hard Seltzer

 You can really smell the strawberry in this Truly Strawberry Hibiscus Margarita Style Hard Seltzer but you can't taste it as much. It didn't make me sick like most Truly but it was okay. 

I could have used a stronger flavor but on a hot day this would have been good enough. 

AriZona SunRise Grapefruit Hard Seltzer

 AriZona SunRise Grapefruit Hard Seltzer is the best of the lot from this variety pack. It mostly tastes like someone dropped there cut grapefruit into a glass of seltzer, and it gave the stuff a mild flavor. 

The alcohol is so light you can hardly feel it and it will keep your buzz up but not get you there unless you can drink a good amount of it in a short time. 

This stuff is for light weights who drink on an empty stomach. It isn't very good, and I guess that's why I found it at so low a price.

Truly Hard Seltzer Classic Lime Margarita Style

Truly Hard Seltzer Classic Lime Margarita Style is surprisingly good for being lime cleaning solution. Where as I can't say I would buy this again, I can say that it was kind of refreshing and almost worth drinking. 

It wasn't great but Truly normally makes me want to spit it out.
 

AriZona Sunrise Mucho Mango Hard Seltzer

 AriZona Sunrise Mucho Mango Hard Seltzer is a cloudy yellow drink with little in the way of flavor and may just give you enough drink to be worth having with a salty sandwich. 

This has almost no flavor and what it does have isn't very good. It tastes like something that should be mixed with something else. Juice and vodka would be better. If I didn't read the box I would have thought it was without alcohol.

AriZona Sun Rise Cherry Punch Hard Seltzer

 AriZona Sun Rise Cherry Punch Hard Seltzer tastes like old fruit. It doesn't taste like cherry or punch. It just tastes like old fruit. I mean, it had very little alcohol so you just won't get very drunk drinking it, and the taste is drab and old. 

I can figure drinking this in the hell of the California summer when the heat alerts are up and you need to cool down. I just can't figure doing it any other time. 

White Claw Refresher Lemonade Strawberry Hard Seltzer

White Claw Refresher Lemonade Strawberry Hard Seltzer has got to be the best out of the four flavors, or I could just be drunk at this point. I'd be very disappointed in myself if I were drunk at this point because I'm no light weight and this stuff is hardly booze. 

Anyway, this tastes like real strawberry, not the candy, and even leaves a lingering strawberry flavor in your mouth. The finish is not as hard as other flavors in this line and so it goes down well. I may just keep these ones as apposed to just giving them away. 

On a hot enough day this would hit the spot. Then again, in a California summer hard seltzer can be tolerated. 
 

White Claw Lemonade Refrshr Hard Seltzer limon

 White Claw Lemonade Refrshr Hard Seltzer limon is what you get if you take the sugar out of lemonade. That's just lemon water and it's lemon water with just sad cheep vodka in it so that the vodka isn't too gross to drink. 

This is just a little more tolerable than the other flavors in its line but only just. Lemon water and vodka would be better.  

The best way to take this in would be to drink it down in one gulp. It's smooth until the finish when the lemon flavor make you pucker. Drink this after you get drunk.  

White Claw Refresher Lemon Blood Orange with a Splash of Black Raspberry

 In addition to sucking White Claw Refresher Lemon Blood Orange with a Splash of Black Raspberry has way too long of a name. I mean, did they think making the name longer would make it better?

this is the second worst White Claw I ever tasted with the Blackberry being the worst. This is one big box of disappointment. I feel the lemon is a down play and the raspberry is the dominant flavor. 

If I didn't know better I would think hard seltzer was made to torture me. It comes on sale in these four packs and I keep buying it to review. Why do I torture myself? 

Truly Hard Seltzer Orange Peach Fizz

 Truly Hard Seltzer Orange Peach Fizz is a summer beverage for sure. I don't mind the flavor but I would like it better without the alcohol. It tastes fruity but not really orange, more peach, and if you're not thirsty it won't do. 

The up side of having these at your party is that you will need to drink a lot of them to get drunk, and you kind of need to be a bit sloshed to really like them. I would get these again only if I were having a party and wanted to have something people will not get drunk on.

Truly Poolside hard seltzer Kiwi Mojito

Truly Poolside hard seltzer Kiwi Mojito tastes oddly like the water that they keep flowers in at the florist. The level of insane nasty is truly painful to drink and I would almost need to be sick with thirst to want to drink this crap.

 I have never had a Mojito, but I'm sure they can't taste like this. Why they would make this I don't know but I would keep clear of it. 
 

 

Truly Strawberry Melon Fizz Hard Seltzer

 With all the hate I have leveled on hard seltzer you would think I would stop drinking it but it keeps going on sale and I just keep buying. Truly Strawberry Melon Fizz Hard Seltzer is not that bad. 

I know this is a low bar, but this stuff is smooth enough and unoffensive. I still can't drink them fast enough to get drunk, but I never was one to get drunk. 

The melon is hard to taste and the strawberry is almost not there at all but this isn't bad. I would call this a hot day drink flavor wise. I mean, I wouldn't really drink it for the taste but if you're keeping the buzz going this will work.

Kirkland Signature Hard Seltzer Mango

 Kirkland Signature Hard Seltzer Mango is just as bad as all the other flavors. The stuff just tastes like whatever it was got watered down and made to taste like crap. 

Suzie's Organic Hard Seltzer Very Berry

 Suzie's Organic Hard Seltzer Very Berry is not as refreshing as some of the better seltzers I've had but stands at the top of the hard seltzer game. It's that aftertaste that  holds this down but that's how you know you're drinking alcohol. 

Is it White Claw good? No, but not far off.

Kirkland Signature Hard Seltzer Grapefruit

As you sip your Kirkland Signature Hard Seltzer Grapefruit the crisp taste of fruit fills your mouth and you wish you could take down the drink in one long swig. Then you're forced to stop to breathe, and the 'assfter' taste starts to fill your mouth with regret. This is the best fail on the part of this brand, and if you mix this with something like a little fruit juice or soda it wont taste so bad. Otherwise it will make you want to barf it back up.