AriZona SunRise Lemon Hard Seltzer

AriZona SunRise Lemon Hard Seltzer is not as good as lemon water. I would rather have had lemon water. I don't know if lemon water and a shot would have been better but this was passable. It just wasn't something I liked.
 

Arizona Watermelon Fruit Juice Cocktail

 I ran into Arizona Watermelon Fruit Juice Cocktail at my local dollar store. It's a lot more Fruit Cocktail than it is watermelon but it goes well with tequila. I would say that in the summer this is a great thing to have around to cool off as the sun leaves the sky. 

That said, drink responsibly.  This is food. Drink water to stay hydrated and don't spend too long in the sun.

AriZona SunRise Grapefruit Hard Seltzer

 AriZona SunRise Grapefruit Hard Seltzer is the best of the lot from this variety pack. It mostly tastes like someone dropped there cut grapefruit into a glass of seltzer, and it gave the stuff a mild flavor. 

The alcohol is so light you can hardly feel it and it will keep your buzz up but not get you there unless you can drink a good amount of it in a short time. 

This stuff is for light weights who drink on an empty stomach. It isn't very good, and I guess that's why I found it at so low a price.

AriZona Sunrise Mucho Mango Hard Seltzer

 AriZona Sunrise Mucho Mango Hard Seltzer is a cloudy yellow drink with little in the way of flavor and may just give you enough drink to be worth having with a salty sandwich. 

This has almost no flavor and what it does have isn't very good. It tastes like something that should be mixed with something else. Juice and vodka would be better. If I didn't read the box I would have thought it was without alcohol.

AriZona Sun Rise Cherry Punch Hard Seltzer

 AriZona Sun Rise Cherry Punch Hard Seltzer tastes like old fruit. It doesn't taste like cherry or punch. It just tastes like old fruit. I mean, it had very little alcohol so you just won't get very drunk drinking it, and the taste is drab and old. 

I can figure drinking this in the hell of the California summer when the heat alerts are up and you need to cool down. I just can't figure doing it any other time. 

AriZona Extra Strength Energy Shot Fruit Punch

AriZona Extra Strength Energy Shot Fruit Punch is not very extra strength, but certainly is fruit punch. I wouldn't call it good fruit punch really, but if I were to taste it without knowing what it was I would know that it is fruit punch. 

The only problem there is that I think I'm immune to the punch in these and they do very little for me. I don't know why. 
 

AriZona Golden Bear Strawberry Lemonade

 AriZona Golden Bear Strawberry Lemonade sound so much better than it is and it is bad. It tastes, well, old and watery. I thing cherry is the normal flavor for lemonade not that the strawberry is very strong for that matter. 

I give this stuff a pass. It's not refreshing at all.

AriZona Extra Strength Energy Shot Green Tea Pomegranate & Acai

 AriZona Extra Strength Energy Shot Green Tea Pomegranate & Acai doesn't have much of a kick, but they do work. I'm not sure why I would want much flavor in my energy, shot and the flavor isn't that great.

Then, the point of a shot is to get it into your body fast. It works for that, but it never kept me up like a good old Monster.

AriZona Extra Strength Energy Shot Mucho Mango

 AriZona Extra Strength Energy Shot Mucho Mango is so not mango that I would never have guessed it was mango from the flavor or color. I would have thought it was blood orange. The fail of this, why is it flavored in the first place, product is hard to grasp. 

It works about as well as a cup of coffee, I guess, so not worth the money. I got it at a discount, four for a dollar, so that was cool.

AriZona Extra Strength Sweet Tea Energy Shot

Well, summer is in full swing and you need to keep that party going so you reach for AriZona Extra Strength Sweet Tea Energy Shot. I had a friend do this and his mouth went numb. Me, I think these have some kick to them, but they don't get me running.

AriZona Extra Strength Green Tea Energy Shot

AriZona Extra Strength Green Tea Energy Shot tastes like condensed green tea. I know this because I put it in something and it made the whole thing taste like green tea. It works okay. I mean, I really can't imagine someone saying "You know what would be good right now? An AriZona Green Tea Energy Shot," but I can see someone reaching for this after a hangover and getting to work.  

AriZona Extra Strength Energy Shot Grapeade

So you partied a little too hard this weekend and that Tequila is no joke. You knew better, I mean really, every year you do this and feel like you've seen my sister. Now you got to totter off to work.

You may try a AriZona Extra Strength Energy Shot Grapeade and you will be sorry you did because these do almost nothing and taste like nasty chemicals. 

Now, if you're not an energy addict these may have a hand in getting you back on your feet, but I work at night so I've gotten used to things like this. 

On the other hand, if you need to keep a shooter around the flavor of this thing will keep you from drinking it unnecessarily.  

Arizona Soda Shaq Blueberry Cream Soda

Flat, disgusting, and not even blue Arizona Soda Shaq Blueberry Cream Soda is the final word in bad soda. At least this one doesn't have Shaq's tongue all over it like some other flavors. 

I don't know what they were going for with this, but I can tell  you not to drink any of this stuff.  

Arizona Soda Shaq Strawberry Cream Soda

Arizona Soda Shaq Strawberry Cream Soda is a soda with some dudes tongue on the can. Who thought that a man's tongue would make you want  to drink this stuff?!

Well, that's okay because the folks at Arizona didn't get the whole soda thing right and made this flat concoction of strawberry punch. It goes okay with vodka but I would never want to taste this sober. Bland, flat, and abundant, Soda Shaq is a pass to the dude you don't like but will eat anything.