McDonald's Big Breakfast with Hotcakes

McDonald's Big Breakfast with Hotcakes is what happens if mediocrity becomes food. I mean, it tastes like just about nothing which is really bad for 1300 Calories. 

This is again, not to say that it was bad. It just was, and there is nothing further to point out. Cutting one strip of bacon in two to make it look like you have two strips of bacon is a low blow. 

Not to mention those eggs. They look cut from a bigger sheet of eggs. It's just so assembly line that it almost put me to sleep.