Diet Mtn Dew

The vending machine guy at my work gave me two bottles of diet Mtn Dew or I would never have gotten this stuff. Diet soft drinks are things you drink when you admit to yourself that you have no self control and your fat. I mean, there is this stuff that is zero calories, has no ill health impact, and tastes okay. It's called water and I drink it every day. Water does not make me feel sick like diet soda.

In any case, this is not as bad as most diets I've had. Once you get the vodka in their it's down right tolerable.