Burger King Sourdough King

The Sourdough King at Burger King is too much King for this sentence. Why don't they have a Sourdough Prince? I get why they don't have a Sourdough Queen, but shouldn't they have some kind of Queen. I mean, this King is just hanging out with his bros and no women. It feels like American politics. 

In any case, this is okay. I wouldn't say it's gotten me back on the Burger King band wagon. The manager of the store was way more impressive than this burger when she started strutting around in those black jeans. Then the kitchen caught on fire, and it was hard for me to focus on the sandwich.