Popcornopolis Almond Caramel Popcorn

Popcornopolis has to point out that their Almond Caramel Popcorn is popcorn. Do they sell anything that isn't popcorn? Yes, I think they sell birthday cards.

Anyway, this is caramel-corn. There are almonds but you hardly notice them and they don't add much to the overall flavor. 

Shock Top Citrus Pearls

Shock Top Citrus Pearls is an alcoholic beverage flavored with Finger Lime. Finger Lime is noted as not being a true citrus but only a related fruit. 

Finger Limes last for a short time and so the only way many of us will have them is in Shock Top and then only if we buy the multi-pack which only has three bottles of this flavor. Way to be a jerk Shock Top!

Well, these are a summer drink for light drinking. I find them fair to good but my brother doesn't like them.

One Drop Premium Coffee Drink Vanilla Swirl Chocolate by Marley Beverage Co.

Someone forgot the coffee in this One Drop Premium Coffee Drink by Marley Beverage Co. but I can't say the taste was offensive. It kind of reminds me of chocolate milk. That would be because if you look closely you'll see that the flavor is Vanilla Swirl Chocolate. 

I guess the 'One Drop' part is how much coffee they use. I mean, this stuff would be great if not for being a coffee drink for people who don't like coffee.

Why would you buy this if you don't like coffee? I just can't get my head around it or, I don't know, I could use this as coffee creamer. 

Jack in the Box Homestyle Ranch Chicken Club

It is hard to find nutritional facts on this Jack in the Box Homestyle Ranch Chicken Club, but as it is good old Jack they must be depressing. 

All in all this is okay. I mean, you add bacon to anything and it becomes okay. This isn't as boring as a Subway Wrap would be, but it's not as full of vegetables so it sucks for my body way more. 

Eat in moderation. 

Subway Turkey Bacon Avocado Wrap

Subway Signature Turkey Bacon Avocado Wrap has not been signed by anyone. It has a good amount of turkey but is otherwise the equivalent of, well, eating lettuce out of a tortilla.  

The tortilla is supposed to be flavored but it tastes like a tortilla, I guess if its tortilla flavored then it's a winner. Even the bacon and avocado is hart to taste with all that turkey.  

I have to say that Subway was going to get a wrap sooner or later but this wrap is unremarkable. Try the other wraps first. Oh, yeah, and it wasn't that filling.  

Paul Masson California Red

Paul Masson California Red is a red wine. It's not good red. I'll keep buying my Charles Shaw  because this is about the same but a bit more expensive. 

Carl's Jr. Baby Back Rib Burger

Carl's Jr. Baby Back Rib Burger is what happens when you take a burger and add more meat. This is always a good thing so far as I know, and this is an okay burger. 

It's not the greatest burger you'll ever have but it's worth a try. 

Black Bear Diner Pancakes

Served with a smoky syrup and doused in sugar Black Bear Diner Pancakes are a great addition to your meal. I will have to point out that the menu did not say I could order pancakes with chicken fried steak. The waitress gave me the option. 

These are great pancakes, but I'm not sure you can get them with anything you want. 

Black Bear Diner Hash Browns

Black Bear Diner Hash Browns are a side order you can get with your breakfast and they are only different from other has browns in that the they are shaped like flat noodles.

To be honest I like normal hash browns better.  

Black Bear Diner Chicken Fried Steak

Black Bear Diner Chicken Fried Steak was the first thing on the menu, and so I ordered it just to have something to order. I can tell you that this was about like normal chicken fried stake. That is that it was a miserable cut of meat breaded and fried to taste better and that it did. 

I can't tell you that this was all that much better than other chicken fried steaks. Still, this is a good enough meal to eat. 

Black Bear Diner Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice

Black Bear Diner Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice is the real deal with a juicer right in store that I watched make my drink. Is it great? hmmm. Well, it was a little on the bitter side and pulpy. I figure that this is a step up from soda as it is made of fruit, and I only get one.

This is a fresh option that will get nutrients into your system.  

I'd ask for a glass of water to go with this but other than that good stuff. 

Sprite Peach

Sprite Peach is birthed from one of those unholy monsters that lives in fast food eateries. The flavor is nothing like peaches and something like mango. I have to say that I wouldn't get it again, but then what was I expecting from a machine that can dispense any number of flavors of who knows what on a whim. 

Technology has gone too far.   

Red Hook Extra Special Bitter Ale

Red Hook "Extra Special Bitter Ale" is a bitter beer for those who like bitter things. I would say it's a sipping beer for drinking in cold weather and so far my least liked Red Hook. I only tried this because Red Hook brewed the stuff, and I have always had good experiences with that brewery.  

I'd say if you like bitter beer you will like this and if you're not a bitter drinker steer clear.

Firehouse Subs Chili

Firehouse Subs Chili  is an unimpressive vegetable stew. It's not the sad glop you get at other restaurants but you need to like celery to eat this stuff. I mean, I didn't dislike it but I didn't like it and I wouldn't get it again. 

Firehouse Subs Hook and Ladder

"Smoked turkey breast, Virginia honey ham, and melted Monterrey Jack, served Fully Involved" is what you get with a Firehouse Subs Hook and Ladder.

Um, "Fully Involved" means with normal vegetables and there is a list of them at the counter so you can say no onions if you want.

In any case, the Hook and Ladder is a good sandwich and I'll call it filling. The Virginia honey ham is mild and the chicken is dominant over all other flavors. 

I can't say this will be my go to but then I need to try all the sandwiches that wont make me sick so I would get this again. 

McDonald's Hash Brown

McDonald's Hash Browns are the envy of every other fast food restaurant. These golden wafers of evil will tickle your taste buds when they are fresh and make you sad when they are old and cold. 

Just looking that this makes my butt get bigger so I'd stay away from this addictive snack. Have an apple for breakfast. 

McDonald's Sausage Egg McMuffin

The Sausage Egg McMuffin is the king of all fast food breakfast sandwiches. Every time I eat one I feel some of my soul dying because I know how the workers that make them are treated. 

These things are like crack for your mouth(I know nothing about crack), but I love these as much as I love to hate them.

Subway Sandwiches Roast Beef

Subway Sandwiches Roast Beef was one of the blandest sandwiches I've had. This is not to say that it was bad, but rather it tasted like very little. 

I have to ask if the meat I got was some how screwed up in manufacture. Then again, what do you really say about a roast beef sandwich? Reviewing things is harder than you think. 

Alfaro's Artesano Bakery Bread

Alfaro's Artesano Bakery Bread is a super soft bread that feels like eating a cloud. Sadly this means that it's not good for you and so you need to eat stuff like apples and carrots. Well, good bread, I guess. 

Yes, I have eaten a cloud! You have no idea just how fat I am. 

Patron XO Cafe Dark Cocoa

Patron 'XO Cafe Dark Cocoa' is a rich sweet alcohol that can be had in shots or in place of Kahlua. Only this stuff makes Kahlua look like crap. Patron is a much better, smoother, and refined drink sure to get the party started. If you're an early drinker or coffee enthusiast you absolutely have to try this stuff because it's great.  

Cheemo Pierogies Roasted Garlic and Herb

Cheemo Pierogies Roasted Garlic and Herb a have a creamy filling and a soft shell. Those are things I can live with but my big issue with these was that they lacked that whole garlic and herb part. 

As Pierogies go these were very mild in nature and I would say that if I wanted them that way I wouldn't have gotten roasted garlic and herb. 

For that part why 'roasted'? I mean, as apposed to what flambeed?

Mad Bull Tequila

'Mad Bull Tequila' is the kind of tequila that makes you want to puke. I saw this and wanted to get it because of the bottle then the bottle was the only thing good about this tequila.

The bottle wasn't all that great. I had to put this in another bottle to make it easier to serve. Now the big issue is that no matter what I put in it I can't hide the fact that I'm drinking Mad Bull. 

This is tequila designed to be shown not drank. If you get this just know that it goes on the shelf and get's forgotten. 

Kirkland Signature 2015 California Pinot Grigio

Kirkland Signature 2015 California Pinot Grigio is a white wine that tastes okay. It's not totally dry, but not at all sweet. 

Look, I don't get the whole wine thing. I mean, I thought wine was that thing my sister was always doing. It turns out that was whine, not wine, who knew?

Anyway, I will drink this if the choice is to die of thirst and I plan to use it to cut stronger alcohols, but I wouldn't buy it again.  

Nectar Creek Waggle Wildfower Session Mead

Nectar Creek Waggle Wildfower Session Mead is the best of the very short list of mead I've had. I can't say that is wowed me but this was better than most of the white wine I've had. 

I'm not honestly sure I've gotten the hang of mead but this stuff is worth trying because of how different it is from other beverages. That and we should all support the bees right?

Stuft Pizza All Meat Combo

Stuft Pizza's All Meat Combo is a combination of Pepperoni, Ham, Salami, Meat Balls, and Italian Sausage. It has so much meat on it that the meat falls off and lands on your plate giving you something to pop in your mouth between slices. It has a sweet sauce that is the right blend of flavors to make it distinct, but not over powering. 

This pizza is so good you will want to take home another pizza to have one when the cravings hit.

No, that is not what I feel like with every pizza! I'm not that fat! I can always stop at one with Costco pizza.  

Stuft Pizza Stuft's Sampler Platter

Stuft Pizza's Stuft's Sampler Platter is three appetizers in one with fried zucchini, mozzarella sticks, and potato wedges. To be honest this is okay, but not as good as the pizza. If you'r buying this it's got to be because one pizza is not enough and two pizzas is too much. 

This will come faster than the food, and so if you need to eat right now it's a big thing, but trust me, the pizza is worth waiting for. 

Patron Citron Lime

'Patron Citron Lime' is my first venture into the world of Tequila and I was surprised to find it sweet and syrupy. I still tend to mix this with something but it's fine as a shot.  

I've been told that Tequila makes people sick and I didn't notice any of that but then lime is good for an upset gut. In any case, this really grew on me after I first tried it and I would recommend it as a good summer elixir.

Zen's Tea House Hawaiian Fruit

Zen's Tea House 'Hawaiian Fruit' is a sweet tisane that can be served cold or hot. I like it cold, but then I like most of my tisane cold.

This dried medley is natural sweet needing no sugar. I like to mix it with the herbs that I drink for health to make them more palatable. 

This is a great drink but expensive.

Lester's Fixins Chocolate Soda

Lester's Fixins is the company that sells bacon soda so Chocolate Soda is tame by comparison. You have to take the crazy flavors of Lester's Fixins under the idea the Lester must drink whisky for breakfast, and then come up with a flavor that stoners will love but must of us just shrug off.

I wouldn't mind this stuff so much if it wasn't so expensive. It is so expensive and not all that great. 

Tombstone Roadhouse Pizza Two Meat Matchup

I think the Roadhouse in this Tombstone Roadhouse Pizza Two Meat Matchup means extra cheese. I'm willing to say that I'd rather have extra cheese than a roadhouse on my pizza, because those places are dirty and full of stinky dudes.  

Anyway, I think this is much better than most pizza you get frozen. I would get this again. 

Wild Harvest Organic Stoneground Wheat Crackers

Wild Harvest Organic Stoneground Wheat Crackers are great crackers. It could have been that what I was eating them with was so bad but the crackers were great. 

I can't figure why they call them wild because I didn't notice anything wild about them.