Patron XO Cafe Dark Cocoa

Patron 'XO Cafe Dark Cocoa' is a rich sweet alcohol that can be had in shots or in place of Kahlua. Only this stuff makes Kahlua look like crap. Patron is a much better, smoother, and refined drink sure to get the party started. If you're an early drinker or coffee enthusiast you absolutely have to try this stuff because it's great.  

Pallini Limoncello Liqueur

Pallini Limoncello Liqueur is some of the strongest lemon flavors I've had with alcohol. This drink is overpowering on it's own so I would recommend using it in tea and sodas to give them a tart lemon flavor. I personally really enjoyed what this did to some green tea ginger ale.

I would make this a part of my liquor cabinet but know that it doesn't go with everything. 

Schofferhofer Grapefruit

3.2% alcohol by volume and sold in 11.5 oz bottles Schofferhofer Grapefruit looks like a bad idea. This is a weak beer for summer thirst quenching when your going to be working out or swimming and you don't want to get drunk. A beer for mass drinking if you will. It tastes like wine cooler. I grand that I liked this beer and may consider buying it again but just be clear that if you're drinking for a buzz this stuff will do nothing for you. If your goal is to drink and not get drunk then this stuff is top notch. 

Wild Turkey 81

Wild Turkey 81 is a solid whisky to be enjoined by good old Americans and those who love freedom and good drink. You can see I made a good dent in the bottle before writing this review.

Well, what is life without a good whisky?

Baileys Original Irish Cream

Baileys hasn’t been around that long. In fact, it was first marketed in 1974. I believe I first drank it in two thousand ten or there abouts. I recall spending some time at a fellow’s house who had been put into mandatory retirement from IBM, and, being well to do, he drank the good stuff to celebrate/lament his joblessness.  I tried Baileys for the first time strait, warm, and in sad company.

Under these bad conditions the drink still made an impression, and I suggested it to my brother who, loving his spirits, eventually tried some and fell in love.

On the rocks, Baileys has a smooth sipping flavor that gets a bit overwhelming if you gulp. With coffee add less sugar than if you’re drinking coffee with cream. The fat in the Baileys will bind to the caffeine and make your high last longer. The cream fat will also make the alcohol last longer.

I should point out that caffeine and alcohol are bad together, and if you intent to get blasted this is not for you. Get blasted with crap and you will feel like crap. Get blasted with the good stuff and you will likely die.

Baileys: yes, drinking like a mentally deficient high-school-er: no.