Kellogg's Rice Krispies Red and Blue Color Mix

Kellogg's Rice Krispies Red and Blue Color Mix will turn your pooh colors. I don't mind that much but it is off putting. 

After that, these taste like the normal version so unless you're making patriotic snacks they just look different from the normal. Your children, who these are made for, may think the colored pooh is cool. 

As for me, I can live with colored pooh but would rather have normal pooh if that is an option.  
 

Kellogg's Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal

I do believe it's pride month, and what could be more gay than Snap, Crackle, and Pop the three mascots for Kellogg's Rice Krispies? I mean, look at these three little dudes so happy with each other. 

Then Kellogg's says 'hold my apple juice like drink' and they make Rice Krispies out of Froot Loops making Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal.

Look, I always knew Snap, Crackle, and Pop were gay, but Rice Krispies aren't gay even as they look like little dicks when you think about it. Rice Krispies is cereal with gay mascots, but Rainbow Krispies are somehow insulting.

They taste like Froot Loops and are poison for children. They may look gay but they will not make you happy.   

At the end of the day, gay people are just people, some of them may be eccentric, but there are plenty of not gay eccentrics out there.  

Kellogg's Rainbow Krispies Fruity Flavor Breakfast Cereal may have nice colors, but it's tacky and bad for you. It's something you shouldn't want in your body just like a tacky drag queen that smells bad.

Crispers Crispy Corn and Rice Cereal

It's a new year and you think that the more it tastes like cardboard the better it is for you. Your eyes catch 'Crispers' the discount Crispix cereal that taste like cardboard. 'Jackpot!' you say to yourself and put these in your bag. 

Crispers don't taste too much like cardboard. I mean, they taste okay enough for me to keep eating them.  Not as good as Crispix, but good enough.

Corn Chex

If you're hoping that Corn Chex is a healthy alternative to pre-sweetened breakfast cereal get ready for a disappointment. Chex has added sugar like most unhealthy day starters. Sugar is the third most plentiful ingredient in this product. 

I have to admit that I love this cereal. It has a corn crunch that really works for me, but I was surprised to learn that it was sweetened. This is great if you eat it the way I did as part of a balanced breakfast but remember that just adding milk will not make it healthy.