Crispers Crispy Corn and Rice Cereal

It's a new year and you think that the more it tastes like cardboard the better it is for you. Your eyes catch 'Crispers' the discount Crispix cereal that taste like cardboard. 'Jackpot!' you say to yourself and put these in your bag. 

Crispers don't taste too much like cardboard. I mean, they taste okay enough for me to keep eating them.  Not as good as Crispix, but good enough.