Rescue Organic Cold Brew Coffee Concentrate

It's New Years day and you're looking around your demolished house wondering how your going to get all this cleaned up. You know you're going to drink all that left over booze and get the hangover of your life but the boss said if you call off on the second your fired. 

Answer: Rescue Organic Cold Brew Coffee Concentrate. Mix some of that with the left over eggnog and in a few minutes you'll be back on your feet and ready to wash uncle Mike's vomit off your couch. Dude just hose it off and set a fan on it. It will be fine. 

I'm not saying this is a way around the good old tomato something that will get you through the next week of drinking and crying over all the money you spent over the holidays but it helps.  

Remember to look up things to do with beer to get that keg cleaned out in time to get your deposit back.