Earth's Best Popcorn Chicken for Kids

 Earth's Best Popcorn Chicken for Kids offends me with the idea that this is just for kids. I guess it's for people who don't like their kids much because these are a little on the bland side. 

I would still say that heated then chilled and on a salad these would be just fine for adults. 

I wouldn't call them stellar, but I sure will go through them like a fat kid goes through cake if I have them in my freezer. 

Banquet Popcorn Chicken

Few things in my life have been as much of an outright disappointment as Banquet Popcorn Chicken. I cooked this stuff three times as long as the pack says and it still will not crisp up. Stale tasting and soft these little buggers are something to put your dip on and little more. 

I mean, I'm a big fat guy, to us popcorn chicken is like little balls of happiness. These are just sad.

Teriyaki Bistro Popcorn Chicken

If you find yourself on Greenleaf Blvd in Uptown Whittier California a stop into the Teriyaki Bistro is your best choice for a quick lunch. A large order of the Popcorn Chicken more than filled me up. It was hard to finish and I'm enormous. 

This stuff was really crisp and crunchy with a taste of the natural chicken that made it good on it's own. Then it had the creamy sauce that came with it that you can order on the side or on top. I loved every bite. 

Then I had to walk to my car in like hundred and five degree heat. Worth it.