Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Mega Berries Snack Pouches

Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Mega Berries Snack Pouches are full of Crunch Berries. These are really big Crunch Berries and they do make the Crunch less Cap'ney. 

If you like Crunch Berries this snack is nice and convenient. They do leave the idea of milk behind and are made for school lunches not morning meals.  

Yeah, Cap'n, that's what people want. Big Crunch Berries.
 

Cap'n Crunch's Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup

 Cap'n Crunch's Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup is about as maple as any fake maple can be. Real maple is more expensive, but let's be honest, I shouldn't be eating this crap.  

Slapping sugar on a big mound of starch is meant to get meat on your bones for hard labor. I think the hardest thing I did after eating this was roll out the trash cans. 

If you needed a reason to smile more than pancakes in the morning then yeah this stuff may just do the trick. However, if you're that depressed see a doctor and he will tell you this stuff is pure sugar and just bad for you. This is a great way to slowly poison your children until they look like me and are very unhappy. eat accordingly.

Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch turns your poop green. I mean, it tastes okay as cereal, but it turn your poop green. It is not like eating cotton candy and you shouldn't have cotton candy for breakfast anyway. Fail.
 

Cap'N Crunch's Limited Edition Christmas Crunch

Cap'N Crunch's Limited Edition Christmas Crunch is just like normal Cap'N Crunch with Crunch Berries save for the shapes and Christmas activity box. In short, this is the stuff that will make your child fat and play with their food. 

I don't know if anyone ever plays with these boxes, but I never did.  Then again, I am fat and I think I do play with my food. 

I need to start eating better. 
 

Limited Edition Cap'n Crunch's Halloween Crunch

So, the ghouls and ghosts are gone and the TP is off your lawn. You're worried about paying for all those Christmas gifts you need to by for people you don't like. Then you spy this 'Limited Edition Cap'n Crunch's Halloween Crunch' cereal and say "what fun the kids will have eating this. It turns their milk green with those little, um, are those little orange junks? How did Donald Trump's junk get in there? Who designed this cereal?!" 

Well, those orange things are supposed to be ghosts. They get all green in the milk then the green washes into the milk. They don't taste right. If you can get past the ghost things this tastes like normal Cap'n Crunch.

If you see this in stores after the holiday and it's discounted you may get away with giving it to your kids if you don't mind the free early onset diabetes they come with. Then again if you have them like I do with vegetables and eggs you should be okay.