Wednesday, August 4, 2021

Cap'n Crunch's Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup


 Cap'n Crunch's Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup is about as maple as any fake maple can be. Real maple is more expensive, but let's be honest, I shouldn't be eating this crap.  

Slapping sugar on a big mound of starch is meant to get meat on your bones for hard labor. I think the hardest thing I did after eating this was roll out the trash cans. 

If you needed a reason to smile more than pancakes in the morning then yeah this stuff may just do the trick. However, if you're that depressed see a doctor and he will tell you this stuff is pure sugar and just bad for you. This is a great way to slowly poison your children until they look like me and are very unhappy. eat accordingly.

1 comment:

  1. Looks like you poured Dawn Dishwashing Detergent on some pancakes. ☺️

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