Feastables MrBeast Bar Crunch

I think that the more refined chocolate of MrBeast Bar is not suited to the crunch of crispy rice. To be honest, I think the whole idea of putting crispy rice in chocolate started as a way to use less chocolate, but it doesn’t sit well with the semisweet nature of the MrBeast Bar.

This is really just a me thing, I’ve never been a big fan of crunch bars to start with so if you like them but want one with a better chocolate this one is for you.

 

Little Debbie Cookies Star Crunch

I don't know what I was expecting when I got a box of Little Debbie Cookies Star Crunch but it wasn't what I got. You eat one of these and think "well,  it's okay", but it didn't pain me in the least to add more than half the box to my "to feed the homeless" pile. 

Don't go thinking I'm that great of a person. I could never eat all the food I try and I give a lot of it away. 

Anyway, these will be fine for an add to some school lunch or something. They are individually wrapped, and if you a real cookie monster you may just be able to say no to these and only eat one. 

I wouldn't get these again. 
 

Junior Mints Peppermint Crunch

 Junior Mints Peppermint Crunch do not crunch when you eat them. Well, may be a little but not enough for it to be in the name. I think they have more of a kick than good old Junior Mints, but then I really don't eat Junior Mints to be honest.

Cap'n Crunch Limited Edition Red White & Blue Crunch Berries

Cap'n Crunch Limited Edition Red White & Blue Crunch Berries are so Merican they make you fat and lethargic. All they need is some bacon and Jesus to fill them in. blah.

No wonder I got these at a discount. They are just normal Crunch Berries with different colors. Now that back of the box offers some fun. Kids may like that, but I don't have kids so I don't know.

It has fireworks and fireflies, and I like both of those things.
 

Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch turns your poop green. I mean, it tastes okay as cereal, but it turn your poop green. It is not like eating cotton candy and you shouldn't have cotton candy for breakfast anyway. Fail.