Hello kids, are you insecure in your sexuality? Does the idea of giving out Valentine's Day candy to a class with other boys in it make you itch in funny places? Then I have the answer for you: Nerf Friendship Exchange Hearts with Candy. Yes, Nerf offers these plastic hearts with almost no candy in them whatsoever and even in the wrong colors for Valentine's Day. No one will think you love them when you hand out this chalky almost candies to your class on V-Day. Forget writing your classmates names on these things, because the from and to are in plastic, and it will just wipe off anyway. Yes, keep up that image of your manhood before ultimately engaging in gay experiments later in life with these "I totally don't think about this day" candies from Nerf.
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