Monday, December 31, 2018
Sunday, December 30, 2018
White Castle Sliders Chorizo, Egg & Smoked Gouda
After the horrors that were the mornings after Thanksgiving and Christmas you are reminded of just how badly you need something to take the edge of that hangover and these White Castle Sliders Chorizo, Egg & Smoked Gouda look like they will just do the trick.
Don't be fooled, these are nasty, hard to warm up, and not hot enough to get that stuffy feeling out of your nose after a hard night of drinking.
Set aside that in America what they make Chorizo out of is normally sold as dog food, and you still have the fact that these things are squishy and just don't have the kick to get you out of that stupor and on your way to work.
Fail
Don't be fooled, these are nasty, hard to warm up, and not hot enough to get that stuffy feeling out of your nose after a hard night of drinking.
Set aside that in America what they make Chorizo out of is normally sold as dog food, and you still have the fact that these things are squishy and just don't have the kick to get you out of that stupor and on your way to work.
Fail
Saturday, December 29, 2018
Sabra Roasted Pine Nut Hummus
If you're the kind of person who has gut pain then I think you should have Sabra Roasted Pine Nut Hummus sitting around. I don't know why, but it makes me feel better after I eat something that doesn't agree with me. I don't think it's wonderful. I really can't taste the pine nuts, but it just makes me feel better.
Friday, December 28, 2018
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Guinness Drought Stout
You look at the white bottle and bird on this Guinness Drought Stout and think of summer. Little did I know that it was just normal Guinness in a different bottle. This beer will give you a mild cooling feeling in the back of your throat that will feel great in the hot early fall, and somehow it lacks the smoothness of normal Guinness and adds a bitterness that reminds me of sad stories.
Guinness Drought Stout in the white bottle tasted different from normal Guinness to my brother who is a big Guinness drinker so I think this stuff was older than it should have been or the bottle lets in more light.
I mean, it's just crazy how the same thing can taste so different.
Guinness Drought Stout in the white bottle tasted different from normal Guinness to my brother who is a big Guinness drinker so I think this stuff was older than it should have been or the bottle lets in more light.
I mean, it's just crazy how the same thing can taste so different.
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Kraft Jet Puffed Gingerbread Mallows
I picked up these Kraft Jet Puffed Gingerbread Mallows at the dollar store and then learned that they belonged there. These taste like sugar. You put them in your coffee and they don't taste like much. If you're hoping for a fun shape in marshmallows these will do, but the taste will disappoint you.
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
Milk Chocolate Reese's Peanut Butter Santas
I got 'Milk Chocolate Reese's Peanut Butter Santas' in the after Christmas sale last year. Now these things can't take a lot of punishment and the foil wrapping makes them something you want to open and enjoy not leave out in a dish after a party. Then again, I've been to parties were the dog has sneaked a few pretzels so foil is better than nothing. Still, no air seal.
Past that, these taste good. I mean, there is more chocolate for the peanut butter than a Peanut Butter Cup.
I say, if you need something to shut the kids up for a spell these have got to be a good idea, because they take longer to open than normal Reese's. Still, don't eat too many or you look like Santa...or me.
Past that, these taste good. I mean, there is more chocolate for the peanut butter than a Peanut Butter Cup.
I say, if you need something to shut the kids up for a spell these have got to be a good idea, because they take longer to open than normal Reese's. Still, don't eat too many or you look like Santa...or me.
Monday, December 24, 2018
Sunday, December 23, 2018
Nestle Butterfingers Peanut Butter Cup Smooth and Crunchy Snowman
Nestle Butterfingers Peanut Butter Cup Smooth and Crunchy Snowman have a long and upsetting name but there will be very little of them after Christmas because they are so good. They are indeed smooth yet crunchy and they are definitely unlike Butterfinger and nothing like Peanut Butter Cups.
These are like nothing I've had before, and if you want something new give them a try.
Saturday, December 22, 2018
M&M's Holiday Mint
If you ever had M&M's milk chocolate and said 'I don't like tasting chocolate' then these are the right candy for you. The overpowering flavor of mint removes from the candy any semblance of chocolate that may linger. They leave the flavor of mint in your mouth so if you want to give mint kisses or things I will not talk about on this blog these are your holiday poison.
Don't kid yourself, you've been poisoning yourself since October.
Don't kid yourself, you've been poisoning yourself since October.
Friday, December 21, 2018
Thursday, December 20, 2018
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
Tuesday, December 18, 2018
Monday, December 17, 2018
Sunday, December 16, 2018
Saturday, December 15, 2018
Friday, December 14, 2018
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Lindt Classic Recipe Stick, Holiday White Chocolate Peppermint
Lindt Classic Recipe Stick, Holiday White Chocolate Peppermint are a holiday 'chocolate' that is sure to not impress anyone. I mean, these are fine but not great. The peppermint lingers in your mouth and the chocolate chips and gets on things.
They taste good but are not for everyone.
They taste good but are not for everyone.
Wednesday, December 12, 2018
Dark Chocolate Peppermint Moose Munch
I asked Moose what he thought of Dark Chocolate Peppermint Moose Munch and he grunted, put it in a protein shake, and started pumping iron. It was the happiest I've seen him in years. Moose is not very social.
A real moose was not available for comment.
The dark chocolate and peppermint really go together in this one but I could have use more almonds. I got one of these for a dollar and I'd say that was a good deal but I'm not on my way back to the store to get another.
Good stuff, didn't wow me.
A real moose was not available for comment.
The dark chocolate and peppermint really go together in this one but I could have use more almonds. I got one of these for a dollar and I'd say that was a good deal but I'm not on my way back to the store to get another.
Good stuff, didn't wow me.
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Kahlua Peppermint Mocha
I'm having this in my coffee as I write this. Good stuff.
As a mix or as a shooter this is sweet and smooth. The peppermint is not overpowering and the mocha is subtle. This is a great buy and if you wait until after Christmas it goes on sale but last the whole year.
Monday, December 10, 2018
Sunday, December 9, 2018
Rip It Energy Fuel 'Power'
Rip It Energy Fuel 'Power' is a pineapple flavored energy drink that goes great with vodka. I mean, drink responsibly, kids, getting dead will end your drinking forever. Still, one of these shouldn't kill you, and they have a great flavor to get the party going.
Just remember that energy drinks and alcohol can be dangerous. Drink in moderation!
Just remember that energy drinks and alcohol can be dangerous. Drink in moderation!
Saturday, December 8, 2018
Panda Express Brown Rice
Because we all are trying to lead a better life Panda Express now has Brown Rice. I like it, it's good for you. Stuff makes your stool bigger and so fights constipation. The down side is that you may see some brown rice coming out the other end there and that's no fun, but how much should you be looking at that really?
Friday, December 7, 2018
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Panda Express Mushroom Chicken
If you're going to call something Mushroom Chicken one would think it would contain mushrooms. I mean, it should mostly be mushrooms and chicken right? Where are the mushrooms? There were a few in there but not as many as there really should be.
I don't think much of this stuff. I wouldn't go getting it again. Then, I love mushrooms.
I don't think much of this stuff. I wouldn't go getting it again. Then, I love mushrooms.
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies Dark Chocolate Mint
The cookie in these 'Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies Dark Chocolate Mint' is okay. The mint is lack luster and almost not worth eating. The fact that these are 70 Calories per cookie making that 420 Calories on the plate only makes these all the more disappointing.
I'm going to donate that unopened pack to the homeless. Blaa.
I'm going to donate that unopened pack to the homeless. Blaa.
Monday, December 3, 2018
Panda Express Chicken Egg Roll
Panda Express Chicken Egg Rolls need more chicken. They don't have a lot of chicken going on in those rolls. Not a lot of egg for that matter, but these are okay.
I would point out that with all the rice you get with a two item plate you really don't need these things, and I was so full after Panda Express that I just wanted to take a nap. Still, I would get these again.
I would point out that with all the rice you get with a two item plate you really don't need these things, and I was so full after Panda Express that I just wanted to take a nap. Still, I would get these again.
Sunday, December 2, 2018
Saturday, December 1, 2018
Keebler Fudge Stripes Fudge-O-Saurus
I don't know what a Fudge-O-Saurus tastes like but these taste like nothing. Keebler Fudge Stripes are normally better than this so if you come across these at the discount store don't bother. I didn't eat half the case before giving them away. I'm going to give the second case to the homeless. Sugar flavored fudge should not be a thing.
Friday, November 30, 2018
Sunnvalley Hickory Smoked Turkey Drumstick
I ran into these Sunnvalley Hickory Smoked Turkey Drumsticks and thought 'what a perfect thing for a lonely jerk like me. I don't want a whole turkey,' and got three of them. Then I had a vodka and when to bed.
The next day I popped one of these in the oven for an hour and it wasn't ready. Then I cooked it for another half hour and it was okay. It could have used more cooking time and to be placed in a crockery.
It's best to have these with a meat thermometer around so you can see if they're done.
Anyway, this was on the tough side because I didn't cook it well enough, and it smelled so good my cats came to investigate. It got grease all over my shirt and tasted more like ham than turkey.
It was almost exactly like having a Thanksgiving dinner without the arguments and awkward moments. Total win.
The next day I popped one of these in the oven for an hour and it wasn't ready. Then I cooked it for another half hour and it was okay. It could have used more cooking time and to be placed in a crockery.
It's best to have these with a meat thermometer around so you can see if they're done.
Anyway, this was on the tough side because I didn't cook it well enough, and it smelled so good my cats came to investigate. It got grease all over my shirt and tasted more like ham than turkey.
It was almost exactly like having a Thanksgiving dinner without the arguments and awkward moments. Total win.
Thursday, November 29, 2018
Friedel Advent Calendar
With Christmas approaching you may be tempted to buy one of these Friedel Advent Calendars. I am pleased to say that the chocolate in these Calendars is so bad that you can only eat one a day.
If you are foolish enough to like these you can get them two for a dollar after the holiday. On the other hand, I think these are a great way to fake out your kids into thinking chocolate sucks.
If you are foolish enough to like these you can get them two for a dollar after the holiday. On the other hand, I think these are a great way to fake out your kids into thinking chocolate sucks.
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
Tillamook Limited Release ice Cream Jam-Packed Sugar Cookies
Tillamook tells you it's a classy but down home ice cream. You can really see that with it's Jam-Packed Sugar Cookies which could really use more cookie. They only had one of these left at the market so I had to pick it up and try it and I'm glad I did, because it's a flavor that makes me want to smile.
I don't like fruity ice cream but this stuff is good. Not too rich, but very satisfying.
I don't like fruity ice cream but this stuff is good. Not too rich, but very satisfying.
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Monday, November 26, 2018
Don Miguel The Bomb Breakfast Burrito
If you are expecting 'Don Miguel's The Bomb Breakfast Burrito' to contribute to fear and loathing on your toilet you're going to be disappointed. In truth, the thing is on the mild side for what it is and will not make a good hangover cure.
Now, you have one of these with a V8 or a Bloody Mary, I think it would fix you right up.
Other attributes are that they cook up in five minutes and won't fall apart on you. All in all, these are find if you don't have time to cook.
Now, you have one of these with a V8 or a Bloody Mary, I think it would fix you right up.
Other attributes are that they cook up in five minutes and won't fall apart on you. All in all, these are find if you don't have time to cook.
Sunday, November 25, 2018
Dad's Blue Cream Soda
Few things pair with vodka as well as Dad's blue Cream Soda. I got mine in the 'Big Daddy Size' so that I can rock that spare tire like a boss. This soda gives you a cool and distinctive look for your after dinner drink. Where as it has no caffeine to keep the party going it does have a flavor that will help wined things down so that guests puke in the can rather than on your carpet.
Saturday, November 24, 2018
Friday, November 23, 2018
Afri Cola
Afri Cola showed up for a dollar for two bottles at the local oddity shop and I figured I'd try some. This is the kind of soda that you buy if you want to relax with a whisky and cola. The lemon flavor elements just make me want to take a moment and love life a little more.
I wish I had a nice bottle of Wild Turkey 101 to go along with this stuff.
I wish I had a nice bottle of Wild Turkey 101 to go along with this stuff.
Thursday, November 22, 2018
Bass Pale Ale
There is nothing pale about this Bass Pale Ale, but it's a heavy thick beer for sipping in the colder months or just shooting the breeze with a friend. This isn't the kind of beer you swig because of the bitterness that comes along with it.
I drink this stuff and feel like swapping sad stories with old men and having a ham sandwich at the pub. Good times.
I drink this stuff and feel like swapping sad stories with old men and having a ham sandwich at the pub. Good times.
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
Green Mountain Coffee Cinnamon Sugar Cookie
Green Mountain sounds so cool and yet what they make is this crap. This is unsweetened coffee that is supposed to taste like Cinnamon Sugar Cookies. It really tastes like a whole lot of nothing. The coffee beans used for this brew are on the limp side so if you're looking to get through the day you'll need to drink the whole box.
Blaaaah, I'm going to go have a Monster.
Blaaaah, I'm going to go have a Monster.
Tuesday, November 20, 2018
Monday, November 19, 2018
Hostess Cream Cheese Danish
Hostess Cream Cheese Danish would be the perfect food for keeping weight on people with wasting disorder. To say this food is boring is an insult to boring, and you'd need to be hungry or board yourself to eat this stuff.
It is, however, full of fat and such and all the artificial ingredients will make you body last longer after you expire. Why did I buy these?
It is, however, full of fat and such and all the artificial ingredients will make you body last longer after you expire. Why did I buy these?
Sunday, November 18, 2018
Campbell's Chunky Chicken Corn Chowder
Campbell's Chunky Chicken Corn Chowder is sure on the watery side of things. I'm not sure what corn chowder is supposed to taste like but I figured it would be thicker. It does have chunks in it, not a great number, but they are there.
This thing is an okay snack for lunch. Not great but definitely there.
This thing is an okay snack for lunch. Not great but definitely there.
Saturday, November 17, 2018
Grove Square Cappuccino Caramel K Cup
Grove Square, you have no idea what Caramel Cappuccino tastes like. Does this taste like cappuccino? Yeah, I guess. It's not like super killer but it's okay. I mean, if you want to have an 80 calorie cup of so so this is your bag. Tastes nothing like caramel. Frankly, getting a mouthful of my cat Caramel's fur tastes about the same.
Friday, November 16, 2018
Oprah O That's Good! Five Cheese Pizza
With a taste of Cauliflower boasts the box of my 'Oprah O That's Good! Five Cheese Pizza' and I will say there is enough of that stuff to give you old stinky vegetable burps for hours. It does nothing to make the pizza better.
There is a lot of crust to this pizza so if eating bread is your goal you will win but I'd rather eat pizza. Over all, I can't say that it's bad only that it is not good.
There is a lot of crust to this pizza so if eating bread is your goal you will win but I'd rather eat pizza. Over all, I can't say that it's bad only that it is not good.
Thursday, November 15, 2018
Little Beijing Kung Pao Chicken
Little Beijing Kung Pao Chicken was the only thing they had when I got there a half hour after the place opened. Well, they had two things I had reviewed, but this was the one thing I had not tried.
In any case, it's got more vegetables than other dishes in this American Chinese restaurant. It tastes okay, but you don't get much of it compared to other offerings. If you're sensitive to spice have it with a drink.
In any case, it's got more vegetables than other dishes in this American Chinese restaurant. It tastes okay, but you don't get much of it compared to other offerings. If you're sensitive to spice have it with a drink.
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
Xpress Energy Drink Original
Tuesday, November 13, 2018
Monday, November 12, 2018
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