Wild Turkey 101

Wild Turkey is my poison and this turkey is wild all right. It burned when you drink it in shots. It left a burning in the back of my throat that held for a good five minutes. 

Classico Organic Tomato, Herbs & Spice

This makes me want to go to Italy just to find out what real tomato sauce is like. I will grant it was very tomato but not very Herb & Spice. I mean chunky and bland.

Refreshe Cola

Like most second rate sodas this kind of tastes like detergent. I drank it with whisky so it wasn't that bad, but I think you should spend your money on the good stuff and leave this alone.

Wendy's Fries

These are french fries. Not good french fries but they get the job done for this second stringer of fast food restaurants.

Wendy's Chicken Nuggets

These are totally what you can make in your own microwave. Stale and flavorless these are not worth eating and I would never get these again.  

Dr. Pepper Cherry

With the already cherry flavor of Dr. Pepper this is kind of redundant. This soda slams you over the head with flavor and in a way that is neither good nor bad. If you like cherry soda or Dr. Pepper I'd go for this.

Sabra Hummus Singles Classic

I can't say much for Sabra Hummus Singles Classic other than they last long. I mean, I can eat this but I never say "mmmm Hummus, that's what I need right now!"

If you like Hummus I think you will like these and if you don't like Hummus keep clear. 

Campbell's Chunky Grilled Chicken & Sausage Gumbo

Well, I got a bunch of these to keep in my work bag to give to the homeless, and I will say you need to be hungry to eat them. My brother had one cold and it sucked.

Now, these are kind of good for you so if you need to keep something healthy around for one of those "I feel too much like crap to cook" days this will work for you. Not great, but they get the job done.

  

Kirkland Signature Organic Whole Milk

This milk has ingredients other than milk, namely fish. I will never look at milk the same way again. After that point this was more like two percent than whole milk. I didn't like that and I wouldn't really get this again. 

Coca Cola Cherry

I think normal Coke is better, not that this is bad, I just like normal Coke better.

Orabrush

This is a tongue scraper. If you haven't used one before you will be amazed at how well this works, and I will say it is better than normal scrapers.

Taylor Farms Broccoli Florets

Nothing but the business part of the Broccoli. I have to say that this is just what I want in Broccoli.  

Wild Turkey American Honey

Now that's the stuff. I remember the first time I tried this and this one fellow nearly downed the bottle and got so much crap for it he when and got two bottles to make up for that one he drank.

I still never forgave him for it, but he did worse after that so meh. 

American Honey is one spirit that I will buy over and over again. I can tell you this stuff is gold and I'm not just talking about the color. 

Sioux City Prickly Pear

This was a novelty, but Prickly Pear tastes like almost nothing and only its skin is red. So this kind of pomegranate raspberry soda is not very prickly pear.

The novelty of this makes it worth trying but I wouldn't keep buying it because it just isn't what I run for in soda. Still, good job that the red color isn't bug juice like it would be anywhere else.

Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats

These are small, kind of healthy, but don't go thinking that these are health food.

You want good for you stick to oatmeal but these are okay.

Alter Asparagus

I've never been able to point out one asparagus over the other but I like this stuff. I don't like the fact that they consider that whole bag one serving because I have never known anyone who could eat that much asparagus in one day. If you can good for you.

Rembrandt Intense Stain

Yeah, yeah, I'm getting my teeth ready for the candy fest that is October. I want to review a different candy every day that month. 

Rembrandt Intense Stain is my top toothpaste and frankly after using Rembrandt nothing else has ever hit the spot.

It's not a total stain killer, but I will  keep using Rembrandt.

Bunny-Luv Fresh Organic Carrots

I think this was an old bag, because these things got dark pits in their skin. Making eating them a hair less appetising.

I mean, the great thing about carrots is that they last long and these don't last all that well. Further they were smaller than the normal carrots I get from Costco.  

I never thought too much about carrots before I started this blog but I can tell you these are just kind of there and I wouldn't go looking for them.

Preserve Toothbrush

I ran across this toothbrush at Trader Joe's and thought, "well, okay, that's a good idea." A recycled toothbrush sounds nasty but after living with my sister nothing bothers me.

Now this toothbrush had a funny shape and it takes some getting used to but it holds up, and I liked using it to clean my teeth. 

Not life changing but it works. 

Trident Seafoods Alaskan Pollock Burger

I can't say much about these Pollock Burgers other than they take some time to cook. Fish is bland and these are bland, but seasoning them is up to you. I will buy these again, I can say that, I didn't love them, but they get the job done.

Abita Strawberry Harvest Lager

This Lager had some strawberry in it, but only enough to make it stand out against other loggers. 

I would never buy this because it is not in anyway an improvement over logger. If I were to talk to the creators of this I would tell them to go more strawberry on this and make it more like a wine cooler.

Then I don't think I like these kinds of things in beer.

Bootlegger's Brewery Old World Hefeweizen

I will say of this beer that it stands out which is a good thing, but that is all that it does. I would say this is a beer for those who like beer, but it was on the stale side for me.

I think I had an old bottle. In any case, if you're into beer give this one a try to say you did and if you like it buy more. I do not recommend it, but, well, it was okay.

Mendocino Brewing Rock Point Session IPA

The hop is a female part of the plant and IPA has more hops which is why it can stand the heat better than other beers. Thus, IPA is plant vagina beer and I have to admit that this does have a vaguely vagina undertone.

This beer is bitter and unpleasant and if a woman tasted like this I would insist she shower. Then, I think I don't like IPA's so maybe that's why I don't like these.  

Firemans Brew Blond Beer

I have to say this is unique, not good, but unique. It was bitter but had no aftertaste and stood out. I'm glad I tried it, but would not buy more.

Tucher Helles Hefe Weizen

Tucher Helles Hefe Weizen is an unremarkable malt liquor with a heavy feel. The 11.2oz bottle is also annoying. Go twelve or go home!

I would not recommend this to anyone but the very thirsty. It wasn't bad but it wasn't good.

On the up, it did keep a nice head even if it was on the bitter side. 

Schofferhofer Grapefruit

3.2% alcohol by volume and sold in 11.5 oz bottles Schofferhofer Grapefruit looks like a bad idea. This is a weak beer for summer thirst quenching when your going to be working out or swimming and you don't want to get drunk. A beer for mass drinking if you will. It tastes like wine cooler. I grand that I liked this beer and may consider buying it again but just be clear that if you're drinking for a buzz this stuff will do nothing for you. If your goal is to drink and not get drunk then this stuff is top notch. 

Butte Creek Brewing Organic Pale Ale

Butte Creek Brewing Organic Pale Ale is a 5.5% alcohol by volume ale that ranges on the bitter side and packs something of a punch for beer.

I have to say it was overly bitter for a pale ale and otherwise unremarkable. In other words, this is a beer drinkers brew for those who want to keep the buzz going on those lonely nights when you think about how the summer will end soon or how much more you loved summer when you couldn't by alcohol. I wouldn't buy it again, but I wouldn't turn it down at a party.

Grand Teton Brewing Co. Sweetgrass American Pale Ale APA

Sweetgrass was not Sweet, It was kind of bitter which makes me sad knowing it's an American brew. The name took me back to a time in my youth when I remember being happy.

The flavor washed all that away and left the bitter aftertaste of old age which made me not want to finish my beer. 

To be fair the brew date was more than four months from the drink date and I may have gotten a bad bottle, but I would have liked this to live up to its name.

Ace Pineapple Hard Cider

Good job, Ace, putting your hard cider in a dark bottle so that the light doesn't screw it up. Now could you make it taste like Pineapple so that there is some point on calling it Ace Pineapple Hard Cider?

Truth be told this stuff is okay. I would say it is something between cider and beer but doesn't have much of a vibe. As mentioned it didn't taste much like pineapple.

Interestingly, this did have nutritional facts and so it is one hundred and seventy five calories for a 12 oz bottle. Five percent alcohol by volume it wasn't very thirst quenching nor did it hit me like anything other than a warm breeze.

I wouldn't go and get more of this but wouldn't turn it down if offered.

World Market 9 Seasonal Beers Summer Brews

Nine Beers without any doubles for the person who insists on spending there summer alone? How sad must these folks be to have a sampler like this in there home? I got one of these because my brother was getting one and I didn't want him to drink alone. These things should come in sets of two or be twelve packs of doubles, but one of each beer!? That's just wrong.