Red Hook Long Hammer IPA

Red Hook is a strong brewer and Long Hammer IPA holds its own for IPA drinkers. Now I'm going to admit that I got a case of this stuff to soak my fish and this IPA has the flavor for doing so without overwhelming my cod. If you like IPAs or need to get that old fish smell out of food this stuff is for the win. 

Mendocino Brewing Rock Point Session IPA

The hop is a female part of the plant and IPA has more hops which is why it can stand the heat better than other beers. Thus, IPA is plant vagina beer and I have to admit that this does have a vaguely vagina undertone.

This beer is bitter and unpleasant and if a woman tasted like this I would insist she shower. Then, I think I don't like IPA's so maybe that's why I don't like these.