Tyson Original Chicken Breast Sliders

 Tyson Original Chicken Breast Sliders are a sad shell of what they look like on the box. I mean, look at all that chicken like substance on the box art then look at the stuff in the real slider. You get half of what is promised or maybe they just used bigger buns. 

Serving chicken this crappy to a small party would really say "I drink cheep booze" to your guests. I would expect you to spice these up for company because they are bland, but man are they low quality.

Tyson Entree Kit Roasted Ginger Chicken

I normally don't buy Tyson since I found out that they torture chickens. I mean, I want to eat them, but needless suffering is never a good thing. 

When I saw this 'Entree Kit' it was selling for less than a dollar for two and I figured there had to be something wrong with it so it gave me an opportunity to bash the chicken Nazis.  

Now the Roasted Ginger Chicken is light on the ginger and for some reason comes out cold no matter how long I left it in the skillet. I mean, I burnt that stuff good the second time and it was still not hot enough.  

Was it good? It was okay, can't say it was bad, but it didn't thrill me. If you're some dude trying to make a woman feel like you worked hard they may just do the trick. It's not that great otherwise.

Tyson Crispy Chicken Strips

This sucked, it's not hard to review things that suck, but then I think if you fried them they would be better. They were kind of stail and hard to eat, but the frozen chicken is kind of like that in the first place.

I would stay away from this stuff.

Tyson Buffalo Chicken Strips

Lacking the crunch of something deep fried and only being okay on the best of days these things are a pass. I only got them because I was feeling down and thought they would help my mood. I found them … moist.