Tyson Original Chicken Breast Sliders

 Tyson Original Chicken Breast Sliders are a sad shell of what they look like on the box. I mean, look at all that chicken like substance on the box art then look at the stuff in the real slider. You get half of what is promised or maybe they just used bigger buns. 

Serving chicken this crappy to a small party would really say "I drink cheep booze" to your guests. I would expect you to spice these up for company because they are bland, but man are they low quality.

Pierre Jumbo Spicy Chicken Breast

Who ever put the Jumbo in this Pierre Jumbo Spicy Chicken Breast has disappointed many a woman with his talk. It is not that spicy nor can the word Jumbo be applied to it. It's a hot chicken breast I guess but this is really just a B cup. Size isn't everything when it comes to breasts but it's always disappointing when they look bigger than they are.

Columbus Rotisserie Seasoned Chicken Breast

Columbus Rotisserie Seasoned Chicken Breast is not so seasoned. For that matter I went and tried this fresh out of the pack and it didn't taste all right. I had to grill it, and normally you don't have to do that with lunch meat. 

Another point is that it will rip when you try to take it out of the pack leaving you with torn lunch meat. I have to ask what kind of chicken this came from, but I think the answer is chickens because the chicken breast would make a turkey green with envy.  

Once you cook it it's okay but this meat creeps me out.