Garrett Valley Farms Sugar Free Dry Rubbed Bacon

 Growing up as a Reform Jew my mother never shied away from bacon. She never cooked it either because the poor woman never really learned how to cook. I still have to cook it when naked to keep from burning it myself.

Yeah, that's a trick, if you feel the bacon popping the heat is too high. You want it crisp not burnt. Now if I can only get a handle on cracking an egg one handed.

Anyway, Garrett Valley Farms Sugar Free Dry Rubbed Bacon tastes like bacon. I like to keep this around to use up the vegan burgers I buy for this blog. Nothing spices up a vegan burger like some bacon grease. I know that defeats the point but those vegan burgers can really be bad.

Anyway, this bacon tastes like bacon. Who knew?

 

Rockstar Sugar Free Energy Drink

 Of all the things we drink that look like piss Rockstar Sugar Free Energy Drink is likely the most offensive to me. Sugar free drinks give me the runs. Worse, those runs will be red oily and burn. 

So, why did I try this? Because it was on sale with a bunch of other Rockstars and I got it by accident. Don't look at me like that. 

Anyway, you crash from Rockstar with sugar so this is better than that but a far degree. Still, I would never drink more than two of these a week.