Snack Pack Fanta Grape Flavored Juicy Gels

 I have never been a fan of Fanta. If you know the history of Fanta it is easy to see why. After all, they made this stuff in Germany during World War II. Now, I don't know what the grape Fanta tastes like.

I can tell you that this jello hardly tastes of grape and isn't that great. It should have tasted like some kind of soda, but it didn't really taste like much.  

This is just a thing that is, but not a good thing. 

L.O.L. Surprise Tropical Flavored Pudding by Snack Pack

 L.O.L. Surprise Tropical Flavored Pudding by Snack Pack is about as tropical flavored as any pudding that you can get. I mean that to be not at all. I guess there was some flavor to it but I would not have called it tropical. 

Putting a fancy name on flavorless pudding is not okay.

Perky Jerky Sweet and Snappy Turkey Protein Pal Snack Pack

 I don't know if Perky Jerky Sweet and Snappy Turkey Protein Pal Snack Pack is still in production. I looked them up online and they were out of stock, which is a shame because they taste great. 

I got that at a discount and they sat in my work room for way too long before I finally got them out. It's a lunch pack that doesn't need refrigeration. 

Great for hiking or just keeping in your work bag in case you need a snack. I really like these things and I'm going to go eat my last one. Don't look at me like that, I'm fat.

Snack Pack Dragon Treasure

Snack Pack Dragon Treasure looks more like paint than food and comes with a temporary tattoo for you to play around with. I tried the unicorn version of this stuff and it was a product more suited for a sex shop than a food store. No one would really want to eat it. Well, this stuff is so bad that even my brother wouldn't eat it which is bad. 

The red I think is cherry and the  green is lime. Both are gross.

Snack Pack Unicorn Magic

Snack Pack Unicorn Magic is the kind of thing that I would expect to find at a sex shop that services girly gay men. I'm not judging, this just looks like something no one should ever put in their mouth unless they're doing something, well, odd.

 Who wants to eat artificially flavored unicorn vomit in the first place? It also comes with a free unicorn stick on tattoo, because every dad wants to give a stick on tattoo to his little girl right? 

 I mean, if this were the 80's it would be okay for me to make gay jokes about this product. Not so much any more, but if a man had a unicorn tattoo you'd think he was gay. 

Also, this doesn't taste very good. Kind of fruity but not very.