Perky Jerky Sweet and Snappy Turkey Protein Pal Snack Pack

 I don't know if Perky Jerky Sweet and Snappy Turkey Protein Pal Snack Pack is still in production. I looked them up online and they were out of stock, which is a shame because they taste great. 

I got that at a discount and they sat in my work room for way too long before I finally got them out. It's a lunch pack that doesn't need refrigeration. 

Great for hiking or just keeping in your work bag in case you need a snack. I really like these things and I'm going to go eat my last one. Don't look at me like that, I'm fat.

Perky Jerky Beef Stick Original

Is it me or does 'Perky Jerky' just sound wrong? I mean, 'did you see Sarah in those booty shorts last night? She just walked by, and I was all Perky Jerky.'

Anyway, the Beef Stick variety is for those who like to think they have a dong in their mouth as they kill themselves with salt.

I'm sorry to admit that I tried this, and I hated it all the way. I don't like it when I bite into jerky and it drips. 

Perky Jerky Sweet & Snappy

Perky Jerky Sweet & Snappy is a product of our over caffeinated time designed to get caffeine into college students or party goers at a dangerous level. 

Now I can tell this is not normal beef jerky but I wouldn't call it that perky. The flavor is just a bit off. 

I'm a major caffeine addict and I don't get hangovers so all the things this stuff is made for are kind of lost on me. If you're not a big coffee person this stuff may give you a boost. It does just about nothing for me.