Is it me or does 'Perky Jerky' just sound wrong? I mean, 'did you see Sarah in those booty shorts last night? She just walked by, and I was all Perky Jerky.'
Anyway, the Beef Stick variety is for those who like to think they have a dong in their mouth as they kill themselves with salt.
I'm sorry to admit that I tried this, and I hated it all the way. I don't like it when I bite into jerky and it drips.
Anyway, the Beef Stick variety is for those who like to think they have a dong in their mouth as they kill themselves with salt.
I'm sorry to admit that I tried this, and I hated it all the way. I don't like it when I bite into jerky and it drips.
I wouldn't put THAT dong in my mouth!!
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