Snack Pack Unicorn Magic

Snack Pack Unicorn Magic is the kind of thing that I would expect to find at a sex shop that services girly gay men. I'm not judging, this just looks like something no one should ever put in their mouth unless they're doing something, well, odd.

 Who wants to eat artificially flavored unicorn vomit in the first place? It also comes with a free unicorn stick on tattoo, because every dad wants to give a stick on tattoo to his little girl right? 

 I mean, if this were the 80's it would be okay for me to make gay jokes about this product. Not so much any more, but if a man had a unicorn tattoo you'd think he was gay. 

Also, this doesn't taste very good. Kind of fruity but not very.