Heinz Tomato Blood Tomato Ketchup

 Heinz Tomato Blood Tomato Ketchup is just ketchup with a new label to make it more fun. It tastes like normal Heinz Ketchup and will irritate my skin if I leave it on too long. 

Yes I have used ketchup as blood in film shoots. I hat ketchup on for hours, and it was a nightmare that gave me a mild rash. 

If you run into this just know that it is normal ketchup made to look more festive. It may be a great conversation starter at your Halloween party but that's all it will be.

Heinz Honeyracha Sauce

I thought this Heinz Honeyracha Sauce was ketchup. I have to say where as I like this stuff I can't say what one would put it on. This is hot, but not very hot, and sweet. 

If you're a big chicken finger fan than this stuff is good to have around, and I have to say it works. It's still not ketchup so you may be upset if you reach for this expecting ketchup, but then when has food last surprised you?
 

Heinz Simply Tomato Ketchup with No Artificial Sweeteners

 'Heinz Simply Tomato Ketchup with No Artificial Sweeteners' has a very long name. I really hate how long that name is, but this is ketchup from back in the day before it got all screwed up.

This is made with actual cane sugar and it tastes great. I have to say I don't remember going through ketchup this fast but here it is, best ketchup I've had in thirty years.

Heinz Yellow Mustard

Heinz Yellow Mustard is something that exists as the standard for what mustard is, but have a look at that jar. Some dipstick figured that putting the label on upside down would be a good idea. 

I get that this is supposed to be so that you can get the last of the mustard out but the cap is so small all the drunk folks at your BBQ will be dropping this thing left and right. 

Don't you people understand that drunk people use mustard? 

Heinz Malt Vinegar

Heinz Malt Vinegar has a strong sent and flavor that makes your mouth water and lubricate. It isn't a great addition to Five Guys Fries because they are fried in peanut oil and the vinegar is there to cut the oil. 

A little goes a long way with this stuff but it really changes the way you look at food. I'm not sure if I like it or not. Then again, I'm sure it will clean whatever your eating. Food grade acid will do that.