Heinz Yellow Mustard

Heinz Yellow Mustard is something that exists as the standard for what mustard is, but have a look at that jar. Some dipstick figured that putting the label on upside down would be a good idea. 

I get that this is supposed to be so that you can get the last of the mustard out but the cap is so small all the drunk folks at your BBQ will be dropping this thing left and right. 

Don't you people understand that drunk people use mustard?