Foster Farms Dinner Solutions Crispy Strips

Foster Farms Dinner Solutions Crispy Strips are a great addition to any salad. You can see here that I have almost completely disguised the green with chicken and noodles. 

In any case, these can be made crispy and delicious.

Foster Farms Homestyle Turkey Meatballs

These Foster Farms Homestyle Turkey Meatballs say '100% All Natural'. Well, let me have a look.

Wow, I can recognize all the ingredients! Hold on, I need a moment! 

Okay, these natural turkey meat balls are a solid buy, seasoned enough to be eaten on their own but light enough to take seasoning of your choice. 

The down side is one: saturated fat, and two: you're eating balls, but in this world it's better to know that you're eating them than be blissfully unaware.

Foster Farms Mini Corn Dogs

If you had never eaten a corn dog and you ran across these little yellow turds you would definitely never eat a corn dog again.

If you had eaten a corn dog before eating one of these golden butt nuggets you would hardly think of these as a similar product.

This are dry, bland, and hardly resemble the product they are mimicked after. Nasty!