Signature Cafe Pepperoni & Cheese Calzone

 I found the Signature Cafe Pepperoni & Cheese Calzone to be on the greasy side of things. I had to put it down and then get a napkin to hold it as I ate. This kind of defeats the idea of the Calzone.

After that it is a very American Calzone with little flavor for what it is. This is not to say that these are bad only that they are better with more flavor. I ate one out of the oven, and one out of the microwave. 

I have to say I favor the oven and I would get these again, but I would have to be ready to wash my hands after eating them.  

Signature Cafe Four Cheese Calzone

 The 'Signature Cafe Four Cheese Calzone' is a blob of cheese wrapped in bread. Now, coming from a fat dude like me you must understand that sounds like a great idea. On the other hand it gets cheese oil all over the place and should be handled with care. 

This is very American in that it's kind of bland and could be better. However, being a fat dude like me I'm sure at some point I will eat more of these. I won't be able to resist them. 

Even now I can hear them calling me like a college freshman at her sorority house. "Eat me, Richard. Eat me!"

Signature Cafe Buffalo Style Chicken Calzone

 The Signature Cafe Buffalo Style Chicken Calzone is a heat and eat item that may show up in the fresh deli section of you're local grocery. It's not very buffalo. 

Then again, the buffalo sauce that comes to my mind is the stuff that we used to take shots of back in high school to show how tough we were. It's funny how many of us had to use the restroom after doing that. It's also funny how many of us were home from school the next day after doing that. Stuff would have it's revenge.  

So this tastes kind of like that but without the kick that came with it. If you like the flavor without the heat then these are your bag. they are best out of the oven. 

To be honest, I will buy these again, or at least other's of the same brand. 

Signature Cafe Philly Style Steak & Cheese Calzone

 Signature Cafe Philly Style Steak & Cheese Calzone is not Philly style I know what a Philly style should look like and this isn't it. It does have some onions and a few peppers, but you can hardly taste them. 

Truth is that it could stand to have some more flavor in general . I mean, some pepper would have been nice. I would have found a real Philly style Calzone inedible but some people like onions.

I wouldn't get this again.