Fast Bites Sausage & Cheese Biscuit

 Fast Bites Sausage & Cheese Biscuit follow the proud tradition of some lazy dude taking a dinner roll and eating it for breakfast. At first, these rolls where stale and had to be covered in gravy. As we progressed as a people we learned to make rolls that lasted longer and we could simply cut them in half and slap sausage inside. 

If you're hoping to have one of these and run until lunch you will be disappointed. However, they are the right mix of carbs, fat, and protein to start your day. If you had these with an apple and a banana you would be good. A bowl of mixed vegetables would also serve you to make these a meal. Just don't go eating them on their own unless you want to look like me. . .I look like Santa without the beard.

Pioneer Chicken Biscuit

Pioneer Chicken is kind of an old west thing and you can't get down home country without Biscuits. As biscuits go these are, well, okay, I can't say that I will be going out and saying 'get me some more of those'.

Still, these are nice and fresh and filling. I mean, you eat at Pioneer Chicken and you can figure why they didn't beat out KFC. With only two locations left you would say they need to step up their game. Then again, how important are biscuits?

Jimmy Dean Biscuit Sausage, Egg & Cheese Sandwich

Jimmy Dean Biscuit Sausage, Egg & Cheese Sandwich are small sandwiches made with little interest in grammar. It's hard to believe these are a whole 410 Calories given that i think I could eat eight of them in one sitting. 

If you eat one of these like I did with vegetables and fruit it's not that bad for you but be sure to cook them longer than the 90 second that the package suggests. 

Eating these little things will kill you but what won't now days?

Annie's Homegrown Original Flaky Biscuits

Annie's Homegrown Original Flaky Biscuits are best cooked at 325 not 350 and are just about the same as every other biscuit I've gotten out of those can like things. The only problem is that these do not open with a twist. I had to use a knife to open the can so if you can do that then these are fine. 

However, I did not nearly crap myself with the can popped because it didn't pop, so there is that as a plus. 

Carl's Jr. Monster Biscuit

Carl's Jr. Monster Biscuit is an 800 Calorie sandwich with very little in the 'monster' department. With bacon, sausage, eggs, and cheese it sounds like a lot of food but just doesn't feel that big.

I will say that it was about as good as any sausage biscuit you get but that doesn't say much.