Jack in the Box Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger

I can’t tell you how many Jack in the Box Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers I had before I found myself in the hospital with a thumb that looked like a potato. Post op I stopped eating these things but one came up free on the Jack in the Box app.

 

In any case, this microwave monstrosity is a good amount of bad burger for those of you who don’t think much of the stuff you put in your face. They can make me sick from all the salt but most of the time I eat one and just want more, again likely because of all that salt.

 

Eat in moderation. This is second run fast food so you will be doing yourself a favor by keeping clear.

 

Burger King Mummy Mozzarella Fries

King: What can we do to make these Mozzarella Fries more Halloweenish?

Jester: Let’s call them Mummy Mozzarella Fries your burgerness.

King: What an idea that is.

And that must have been how these Burger King Mummy Mozzarella Fries got there name because they are made with zero percent mummy, they are not wrapped, and they look like normal mozzarella fries to me.

They also totally suck cold, the marinara sauce they come with is disgusting, and I would never get them again accept for the fact that they will likely come around next year so I will.

Anyway, if you want these make sure to get them in store and fresh or they will be a real let down and don’t expect anything to be cool about them but the box.

 

Jack in the Box BBQ Potato Chip Curly Fries

Jack in the Box is the kind of making new food items by adding bad goop. These BBQ Potato Chip Curly Fries are no acception. The idea is just bad. If you wanted potato chips you would get potato chips, but why would you want French fries that drip all over and don’t taste that great.

These made a mess and gave me mild indigestion. They were overly salty, what, and didn’t have enough flavor.