Wednesday, September 30, 2020
Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Back to Nature Triple Ginger Cookies
Monday, September 28, 2020
Mariner Biscuit Company Sesame Lavasch
I'm not sure what Lavasch is, but the Mariner Biscuit Company Sesame variety is good right out of the box. I have to say I like these a little too much and I can't figure why. They are just normal tasting crispy sesame crackers, but once I open the box I eat the whole thing.
It could be because these are good, or because I am that fat. Reviewing food can be depressing.
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Blueberry Lemon*Ade
Blueberry Lemon Ade looks like the kind of purple stuff you should have at your Halloween party next month. If we can have them. It's a good thing this goes great with vodka, because now I'm depressed. I haven't even been to a Halloween party, and I still miss them.
Now, I'm even more depressed. I don't have a lot of friends...and the friends I do have are too old and poor to party even without lock downs and economic problems.
Oh, well, party on my own tonight with 50's B movies, vodka, and this stuff. Drink the pain away! Um, but drink responsibly.
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Talking Rain Original Sparkling Water
What is it about Talking Rain that is so good? I mean, it's just water right? Anyway Original Sparkling Water by Talking Rain is crisp and fresh. I never thought I would really like water but this stuff just hits the spot. I hope they have more of this when I got to the store.
Armour Potted Meat Barbecue Flavored
I've never had potted meat before, and I have to say I was missing out. I want to sit on a boat, and drink wine as I eat this with crackers.
Friday, September 25, 2020
Tillamook Extra Creamy Salted Butter
This is butter like all other butter I have tried but that extra creamy boast has got to be a lie. You heat it up, okay, creamy. Out of the cooler, not so creamy.
I mean, butter is butter so why the distinction. Is this butter trying to be peanut butter? Butter, you don't have to compete with peanut butter. . .if you did I think you would lose, but you don't have to compete.
Thursday, September 24, 2020
Bugles Hot Buffalo Flavor
Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Golden Krust Jamaican Style Jerk Chicken Patty
'Golden Krust Jamaican Style Jerk Chicken Patty' I think you should let that name sink in. 'Jerk Chicken' sounds like a man who does not speak English well asking a lady of the night for something.
These things are more commonly called pasties stuffed with Vindaloo. I have to say these aren't bad, but they could be more, um, chicken filled. The chicken you get in these is lacking in thereness.
All and all, not everyone would want to eat these things and really feel like low quality food. If you're feeling adventurous and you can find one of these, go for it, but don't stalk up because they are something of a disappointment.
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
Canada Dry Original Sparkling Seltzer Water
Canada Dry Original Sparkling Seltzer Water setting the standard for stuff to put your whisky in since 1904. You don't get more classy than Canada Dry so far as I know. Then I don't know much about those kind of parties anyway.
Canada Dry Seltzer is a smooth Sparkling Water that will get the job done. I like it, most folks do as well.
Then, most seltzer is seltzer I guess.
Monday, September 21, 2020
Philadelphia Cream Cheese Smoked Salmon
Philadelphia Cream Cheese Smoked Salmon sounds like a good idea. I mean, I would put smoked salmon over cream cheese on my bagel. The problem is that the smoked flavor is lost and the texture of salmon gone. As well, lost is the tartness of the cream cheese that I know so well. This tastes like someone heard about it and tried to make it without having the right things to make it with.
This is a fail so hard I want to go back to the store and get the real thing so I can remember what it tastes like.
Sunday, September 20, 2020
Blue Diamond Almonds Nut-Thins Snack Crackers Sea Salt
I may buy these again.
Saturday, September 19, 2020
Stryve Foods Beef Biltong Sticks Hatch Green Chile
Again, I'm more of a teriyaki turkey jerky fan so this stuff would be a bit off my path. Still good, if you're into this kind of jerky it's a dry but solid buy.
Friday, September 18, 2020
Betty Crocker Parmesan and Asiago Potatoes
Betty Crocker Parmesan and Asiago Potatoes look like potato chips before you cook them, but don't taste as good. I tried one and it was hard to chew. After cooking these are a little better, but not all that much. Creamy but only passable I wouldn't get these again.
They should add a little more flavor to these, and make the box a little easier to read. I mean, fail, sad quiet fail.
Thursday, September 17, 2020
Finest Spaghetti Rings Pasta in Tomato Sauce with Meat
Finest Spaghetti Rings Pasta in Tomato Sauce with Meat is discount Spaghetti O's. I think I like the old O's better but these, well, work. I don't know if I would know which was which if I didn't see them come out of the can. These are a thing and an okay thing. I don't think they live up to the name 'Finest' but what lives up to it's name now days?
Wednesday, September 16, 2020
Dave's Killer Bread Plain Awesome Organic Bagels
Dave's Killer Bread Plain Awesome Organic Bagels are okay. They are not awesome, but there is nothing wrong with them. I have to say that as plain bagels go these are definitely plain.
Once you get past the fun name there is little to these bagels, but I don't know what I was expecting. I mean, they are only as good as what you have them with, but if the brand makes you feel cool then, by all means, go on with your bad self.
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
Fast Bites Sausage & Cheese Biscuit
Fast Bites Sausage & Cheese Biscuit follow the proud tradition of some lazy dude taking a dinner roll and eating it for breakfast. At first, these rolls where stale and had to be covered in gravy. As we progressed as a people we learned to make rolls that lasted longer and we could simply cut them in half and slap sausage inside.
If you're hoping to have one of these and run until lunch you will be disappointed. However, they are the right mix of carbs, fat, and protein to start your day. If you had these with an apple and a banana you would be good. A bowl of mixed vegetables would also serve you to make these a meal. Just don't go eating them on their own unless you want to look like me. . .I look like Santa without the beard.
Monday, September 14, 2020
Stampede Bone-In Pork Loin Chop
I tossed this in the oven for two hours with some rice and it came out okay. Cooking it on the stove left it too salty. Over all, I can't say that I recommend these, and I can't say to keep clear.
This is a pork chop for a poor man, and I'm a poor man so I may get more.
Sunday, September 13, 2020
Kool-Aid Sparklers Tropical Punch
Kool-Aid Sparklers Tropical Punch is not the best of the Sparklers line. In fact, I'd have to say that it needs more, I don't know, zing. It tastes fine but that's just the problem that fine isn't what it's competing with.
I always thought that Kool-Aid was invented for poor people to make their tap water drinkable before it killed them from rust poisoning, but then this canned stuff should be free of that.
Stuff is okay and good on a hot day, but there are better flavors you can get.
Saturday, September 12, 2020
Lunch Box Poppin' Pepperoni & Jack
Lunch Box Poppin' Pepperoni & Jack are by far the best of these things I've had. This is mostly because of mouth feel as the other flavors of this line use poor quality meat. The pepperoni overwhelms the flavor of the jack so the cheese is hardly noticeable.
I rate these a buy, and I really like them, but I realize I should just make my own sandwich.
Friday, September 11, 2020
HT Traders Original Specialty Water Crackers
Thursday, September 10, 2020
Pop-Tarts, Crisps, Frosted Blueberrific
Eating these without toasting them takes a lot of the good out of them, but they are okay. I toasted these and let them cool enough for me to put in my coffee.
These are better for dipping then normal Pop-Tarts so they are better in that regard. Not bad, would buy again.
Wednesday, September 9, 2020
Mrs. Paul's Crunchy Fish Sticks
Mrs. Paul's Crunchy Fish Sticks taste like fish sticks. I mean, fish sticks are for the most part fish sticks, and you eat them more for what you put on them than what they taste like right? I have always loved fish sticks but I know these things are bad for me. I over cook them to give them that crunch.
As addictive as any good fish stick should be.
Tuesday, September 8, 2020
Cheez It Cheese Pizza
Cheez It Cheese Pizza is a cheez It with some green herbs and a bit of tomato flavor. I have to say these are good. Not a massive amount better than Cheez Its on there own and not as good as cheese pizza. If your a cheese cracker fan these are a great thing to try.
Over all, take them or leave them but, like pizza, even when not great they are still good.
Monday, September 7, 2020
TalkingRain Sparkling Water Lemon Lime
TalkingRain Sparkling Water Lemon Lime is one of those 'well, sure it's going to be good' because lemon lime and sparkling water just go hand in hand. This brand of sparkling water tends to be smooth to start out with and so far this is the best flavor I've had.
Then again, it's still just water and it's not that impressive. The only reason I review this stuff is because it was new at the store and I need to drink more water because soda is making me fat.
I get the stuff in cans so that I can donate the empty cans to the homeless. I'm fat, depressed, but a good person.
Sunday, September 6, 2020
Uala Pure Purple Power Strawberry
Saturday, September 5, 2020
Aha Black Cherry + Coffee
This stuff is just fine. I don't know if it will jive with everyone, but I think it's okay. The flavor is a little odd but it works. Aha, not bad.
Friday, September 4, 2020
El Monterey Signature Beef Enchiladas
El Monterey Signature Beef Enchiladas are a far cry from what they look like on the box. I mean, look at that shredded beef. That wasn't what I got. The beef I got was more of a mush. I could tell it was beef at least, but aside from not being mystery meat it wasn't what the cover promised.
The sauce was overabundant and there was more cheese then the box shows. I don't know if drowning this in red stuff makes up for that beef disappointment.These things are okay as foe Mexican food goes. Where I live you can get the real deal and I don't go for Enchiladas all that much. I rank these a buy if you get them at a good price.
Thursday, September 3, 2020
Kodiak Cakes Brownie Unleashed Mint Chocolate
It's still a brownie, it's still good, it's just not super. Not very minty, but not a bad snack.
Wednesday, September 2, 2020
Stryve Foods, Beef Biltong Stick, Mesquite BBQ
These reviews are hard to write with a big orange cat pawing at you.
In any case, I wouldn't get these again because I'm just more a fan of sweet jerky, but I can see how these are well made.